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anna šŸ”®
syd, australia
taurus sun, aquarius moon and rising
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As a little side project to practice some web languages, I decided to take @geministereoā€˜s method for calculating your dominant signs [x] and make a website from scratch that will do the calculations for you.
Itā€™s really simple! You just load up the page and enter the sign/house placement of each planet. If you donā€™t know how to find the house placements of your planets, I have a video that shows you how to find it [x].
For now it only finds your dominant sign, but weā€™ll have a dominant planet feature added.
You can find the calculator here: laratesting.us (I know the URL looks fake, but I promise itā€™s real and safe haha)

Mine was: libra, Pisces, Taurus, Virgo

My sisterā€™s was: Pisces, Gemini, Cancer, Taurus

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ascendant/"rising sign": what people see when they meet you for the first time. your general appearance
sun sign: what people see when they get to know you better. often described as your basic personality/identity. when people ask you what your "sign" is- although no more important than your moon sign, this is the sign you tell them.
moon sign: this is what YOU feel. your true soul. what hurts you, what you need to feel stable, happy on a bare bones level, all lies here.
mercury: the mental process ie how you think/talk. also can point out what you are good at intellectually
venus: what you enjoy/do for fun. how you act in relationships.
mars: how you go after your aims. expressions of anger, sexual expression and style.
saturn: work. also, where you may feel inadequate lies here.
jupiter: where/how you find your luck in life
neptune: humanitarian side of you, the things you find that you daydream about. It can also be the fog that keeps you from seeing something or someone for what it really is.
uranus: how you seek to be individual and innovative. Normally the kind of things that you do that other people you know don't think of.
pluto: Control. where you seek it and how you go about getting it.
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astro-vibes

The MostĀ ā€œMoonā€ Things My Friends Have Ever Said

Thought this would be pretty fun & silly lol

Aries moon: ā€œI want to stop playing. Not because Iā€™m losing, but because this game is fucking dumbā€.

Taurus moon: ā€œIā€™m just looking to get wine-mom drunk tonight.ā€

Gemini moon:Ā ā€œSometimes I stay up really late and enter random chat rooms for fun. They tell me their fetishes and everythingā€¦ā€

Cancer moon:Ā ā€œI feel like I really care about everyone but no one cares about me.ā€

Leo moon:Ā ā€œI skipped class because they donā€™t deserve my presence.ā€

Virgo moon:Ā ā€œYeah, itā€™s that modern art shit thatā€™s just a potato chip crumb on a plate. Genius.ā€

Libra moon:Ā ā€œThereā€™s no hot people at this party, whatā€™s the point?ā€

Scorpio moon:Ā ā€œCrime shows bore me, I always know who did it within like 5 minutes.ā€

Sagittarius moon: ā€œI dropped 2 tabs of acid yesterday and became the best artist of all time.ā€

Capricorn moon:Ā ā€œFuck you, I could beat Gordon Ramsay in a cook-off any day.ā€

Aquarius moon:Ā ā€œThe state of our country right nowā€¦no actually, the state of our WORLD right now terrifies me.ā€

Pisces moon:Ā ā€œI donā€™t care that itā€™s just a game, you canā€™t leave those dogs in such small cages like that!ā€

-Admin L

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The Zodiac Signsā€™ Maturity

Acts mature, is mature: Virgo, Aquarius, Scorpio

Acts mature, secretly immature: Capricorn, Gemini

Acts immature, secretly mature: Leo, Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius

Acts immature, is immature: Aries, Pisces, Libra

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you know shitā€™s serious when...

An ARIES stops competing.

A TAURUS lets things be your way.

A GEMINI stops talking.

A CANCER doesnā€™t care if you hurt them or not anymore.

A LEO doesnā€™t want to dominate.

A VIRGO becomes chaotic and unorganized.

A LIBRA stops communicating with you.

A SCORPIO starts crying infront of people.

A SAGITTARIUS doesnā€™t want to control shit anymore.

A CAPRICORN doesnā€™t care about money or success.

An AQUARIUS doesnā€™t want to get out of home.

A PISCES starts plotting their revenge on you.

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Contained within is a list of career path choices for each Zodiac sign. Ā This list pertains to having the zodiac sign on the 10th house cusp (midheaven) of your birth chart. Ā These can also work for overall sign dominance in a chart. Ā Your 2nd house cusp sign can also show areas where you can gain income with these signs for alternate possibilities.

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Careers involving the military, protecting and serving military, soldier. defense department, security law enforcement, firefighter, emergency medical technician

Careers centering around sports and athletics sports, competitive sports, coaching, training athletic director

Careers involving physical force industrial, construction, factory work, hunting, general labor

Careers involving working with metals weapon making including design, manufacturing and testing, engineering, mechanic, butcher (knives), steel worker, iron worker, machinist, millwright, sheet-metal, welding, boilermaker

Careers that involve initiative Generally competitive careers, pioneering careers, business owner, sales

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Careers that involve art and creativity painting, drawing, sculpting, creative writing advertising design, typographer, book and magazine layout coordinator website design, blog design, prop design (for plays) working with stage design, set director, urban planner, architect floral design, florist, art therapist, glass blowing, mosaics, tattoo artist working in art gallery or being an art dealer, art auctioneer, art professor interior decoration

Careers that involve visual arts digital design, animation, 3d modeler, video game design, special effects design photographer, nature photographer, aerial photographer, wedding photographer

Careers that working with fashion designing clothes, Jeweler, hair stylist, make up or modeling buying and selling clothes, jewels, wigs, manacurest

Careers and jobs that involve working with music dance, singing, opera, music composition buying, selling, distributing music

Careers dealing with finance and money banking, loan officer, title officer administration, accounting

Careers working with sensual pleasure goods clothes, shoes, seating, bedding, luxuries, perfumes buying, selling, auctioning, or trading these goods

Careers involving home and gardening landscape design, grounds keeping, gardening, green houses, flower shops, planet nurseries interior design, home renovation, home design

Careers involving working with food chef, pastry chef, pastry design, cupcake designer, restaurant management

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Careers involving communication Mass media, journalism, broadcasting, radio, TV, telecommunications, announcing sales, advertising, marketing, public relations, teaching, acting, stenography diplomats, politics, advisers

Career involving writing writing, editing, blogging copy-writing, secretary work

Career involving language linguist, speaking, interpreting

Careers involving short distance travel, delivery and transportation truck driver, cab driver, bus driver post office, post man, courier

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Dealing with the general public and nurturing others social work , occupational therapist, Human resources, CEO, directors careers involving medical nurturing at the forefront being a nurse, therapist, hospital worker or doctor

Working with children, child care, teaching, preschool nurturing children and taking care of them through pediatrics, babysitter or nanny

Careers with women in mind or feminine products or hygiene being a midwife, OBGYN, working with and protecting abused women

Career dealing with water or working in a water environment maritime industry, oceanographer buying and selling boats, repairing boats, working on a dock, fishing being in the navy, working in marine or navy engineering

Dealing with cooking and food like a chef, short order cook, or working in a restaurant in general catering and setting up social food engagements working with baking or pastry design may like to nature othersā€™ lives by being involved with food dietitian or a clinical dietitian who helps people in hospitals meet their needs

Working with things revolving around history buying, Selling or Refurbishing Antiques working as a historian, advocate, researcher, educator

Working with details relating to Home buying and flipping real estate, selling real estate as an agent homemaker, maid, butler home based business

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Careers centering around leadership administration, government and politics, employees of a government service management of various kinds, motivational speaker, CEO

Careers involving children teach children, day care, nursery, preschool teacher, baby sitting, pediatrics

Careers involving hobbies, or fun bring a hobby to their career work with creative self expression professionally being a consultant to some capacity

Careers involving Self Expression art, acting, singing, music, hairstylist, jeweler, clothes movies, TV, radio, public personality, publicist

Careers centering gambling and speculation Gamble professionally, Work in stock/day-trading, forecasting

Careers dealing with sports play sports for a living, Work with sports in some capacity be a sports manager, teaching sports

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Careers involving detail oriented work system analyst, archivist, statistician, tax auditing, research, book keeping, librarian auditor, financial planing, loan officer executive assistance, executive director mathematics, physics, surveying public education, human resources

Careers involving critique Film reviewer, music reviewer, art critic

Careers involving writing or use of the hands editor, graphic design, welding, engineering

Careers centering around health and fitness nutritionist, natruopathic, education and health research health care worker, nurse, doctor, dentist, disease control, environmental health, health advocacy, health education, community health organization occupational therapist, fitness instructor, personal trainer,

Career working with animals and small pets vet, vet technician, animal breeder, dog trainer, groomer

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Careers that involve art and creativity painting, drawing, sculpting, creative writing advertising design, typographer, book and magazine layout coordinator website design, blog design, prop design (for plays) working with stage design, set director, urban planner, architect floral design, florist, art therapist, glass blowing, mosaics, tattoo artist working in art gallery or being an art dealer, art auctioneer, art professor interior decoration

Careers that involve visual arts digital design, animation, 3d modeler, video game design, special effects design photographer, nature photographer, aerial photographer, wedding photographer desktop publisher,

Careers that working with fashion designing clothes, Jeweler, hair stylist, make up or Modeling buying and selling clothes, jewels, wigs

Careers and jobs that involve working with music dance, singing, opera, music composition Buying, selling, distributing music

Negotiations, diplomacy, mediation and law career fields working in public relations, being a go-between, escrow, arbitrator working in human resources, supervision, moderating diplomats, consultant being a Court room specialist, Paralegal who works with clients directly, court writer, A judge

Careers involving customer relations customer Service, retail specialist, retail management

Working with marriage or relationships couples, or guidance in general marriage counselor, relationship counselor wedding design, planning, wedding photographer guidance counselor, occupation or career therapist

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Careers involving digging deep and research police work, detective, private eye, criminal investigator chemist, engineer, archaeology, paleontology pharmacology, science research, military intelligence information broker, technical writer, recycling researcher

Careers that involve water fishing, boating, oceanographer, maritime industry, marine biology, marine scientist, shipping, dock worker

Careers that involve healing doctor, surgeon, psychiatrist, psychologist, therapist paramedic

careers involving positions of power or control politics, presidency, prime minister

Careers involving intensity or protecting security, firefighting, homeland security

Careers involving death funeral director, coroner, mortician, embalmer, forensics

Careers involving transformation recycling, Fixing up distressed properties, recycling product designer

Careers involving the taboo occultist, secret society, astrology, witch, tarot reader palm reader, alternative healer, psychic

Careers that involve sex sex therapist, sexual educator, adult film industry

Careers that involve others resources tax industry, tax collector, auditor insurance, life insurance, inheritances bill collection, economist, risk management

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Careers involving higher education teacher, college professor, tutoring sociolinguistics

Careers involving long distance travel travel industry, pilot, flight attendant, travel agent tour guide,

Careers involving foreign culture diplomat, foreign affairs, international commerce imports and exports

Careers involving expansive communication radio broadcasting, television host, salesman, motivational speaking, promoter, marketing, advertising interpreter, public relations, administration, comedian

Careers involving religion theology, priest, preacher, clergy missionary, minister

Careers involving philosophy philosopher, working for non-profit organizations, public policy

Careers involving law Lawyer, judge, paralegal magistrates

Careers involving the military soldier, sniper, general

Careers involving publishing writer, author, publisher editor

Careers involving animals and nature animal husbandry, horse jockey forest ranger, nature

Careers involving sports athlete, coach, trainer, PE teacher racing, broadcaster, reporter

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Careers of being an authority boss, management, ceo, chief executive, chairmen chief economist, adminstrator, team management entrepreneur, supervisor

Career involving government and politics government officials, president, mayor smithsonian instuation, national security agency central intelligence agency, government accountability office center for disease control, homeland security, parliament public defense, criminal prosecution

Careers involving business business owner, property management, landlords market research analyst, business operations manager, bookkeeping, marketing, compliance officer, management anaylst

Careers involving finance dinancial planing, resource director, accounting economnist, banking, appraisal, stockbroker

Careers involving history and time historian, antique dealer, genealogist

Careers involving science and technology IT, computer consultant, coding science, researcher, analyst

Careers involving building structure architect, real estate developer, engineer, contractor masonry, construction, foreman, site manager, building inspector

Careers involving the Earth mining, farming, agriculture, horticulture, forest and timber industry earth science, geology, paleontology, space science, astronomer, geophysics

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Careers involving science and technology computers, IT fields, robotics, technical writer astronomy, esoteric science, astrology, physicist, rocket scientist, aeronautics research scientist, architectural design, communications, electrician

Careers in innovation and engineering bio engineering, civil engineering, cryo engineering material engineer, industrial engineer, safety engineer environmental engineer, electrical engineer

Careers in politics congress, government representative, political activist entrepreneur, political commentator, state legislator campaign worker, congressional research, public opinion analyst city manager

Careers in humanitarianism and social reform social worker, civil rights activist, mediator aid worker, make a wish foundation, volunteer work environmental activist, labor relations specialist consumer advocate

Careers involving groups or teams consultant work, advisory, performing in a music band, sports team, group project

Careers in creativity art, music, actor, directing, creative writing photography, digital art, digital business Urban development, strategic planning

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Careers dealing with creativity artist, painter, photography, graphic editor music, writing songs, music industry creative writing, fantasy novelist, poet acting, dancing, performing, choreographer graphic design, video production, video game design beautician, designer, decorator, stylist

Careers that involve computer visual arts Digital design, animation, 3d modeler, video game design, special effects design

Careers in hidden places of society and retreat prisons, hospitals, monasteries, jails, penitentiaries asylums, mental hospitals, rehabilitation clinics

Careers in spirituality and religion theology, astrologer, mystic priest, monk, minister, spiritual counselor

Careers in holistic healing holistic healer, shaman, energy healer acupuncture, aromatherapy, homeopathy, naturopathy herbalist, art therapist, music therapist

Careers that involve working with chemical substance chemical engineer, chemist, pharmaceuticals, alcohol, bar-tending

Careers that involve water fishing, boating, oceanographer, maritime industry, marine biology, marine scientist, shipping, dock worker

Careers involving helping and serving others psychologist, therapist, counselor, social work Masseuse, caretaker, nurse, aid worker, non-profit career philanthropy

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Bad Neptune

Deception, deceit, and disintegrated boundaries. May I present to you the negative aspects of Neptune in the houses:

1st House: total loss of self, with no definition of who or what you know yourself to be; the identity is uncertain and unstable, which leads to deceptive and duplicitous personas; the person is impressionable, unclear about how they are received.

2nd House: extremes of wealth and poverty; money is an elusive commodity ā€“ either it is abundant and divine or scant and unreachable; wasteful and frivolous spending; financial fraud and self-deception; delusions about being saved by money, or saving people with money.

3rd House: a scattered mind and lack of concentration leads to daydreams that distract and deaden awareness of reality; easily hypnotized, lulled by self-concocted fictitious imaginings; shallow mentality with a devotion to useless, esoteric studies.

4th House: early roots are in disarray leading to heavy confusion about oneā€™s own family and upbringing; deep, unshakeable longing to remain protected and safe by parents or parental figures; enmeshment; discontent at home and let down by the reality of the family; unrealistic expectation from domestic life.

5th House: deception in love affairs, which leads to scorned romances and paramours; often aligns with underdogs; over dramatizes life and love, and loses self to glamour due to substantial quixotism; using fantasy, entertainment, and artsy pleasure are used in excess to escape the self.

6th House: ungrounded and untidy, with great difficulty being practical as it pertains to daily-to-dos, which leads to harmful avoidance of work and routine; disorganized living; swamped by health concerns and details; hypersensitive hypochondriac.

7th House: projections and disordered reflections of self; unreal relationship ideals and expectations; tends to glamorize relationships, making one blind to potentially fatal flaws of the partner, leading to codependency; wants to rescue and save spouses and lovers.

8th House: obsession with death, sex and confuse, sometimes scare causing overwhelming emotional wounds, which lead to destructive avoidance and damaging habits; the identity disintegrates into Ā a cesspool of possessive manipulation.

9th House: optimism, though abundant, is unrealistic and hopeless; restless and fervent yearning for some type of ecstasy and/or heaven; personal beliefs can lead to increased vulnerability to religious misleading and philosophical misperception.

10th House: the career and oneā€™s calling is in a constant state confusion, which causes hallucinations about oneā€™s true purpose in life; difficulty finding position in society, and establishing a reputation that is separate from the identity; bewitched by achievements and success. Ā 

11th House: finds society deeply unsatisfying and wants to wash away the pains of the world, but cannot separate fact from fiction; strange altruism; continually let down, influenced, and enchanted by unreliable, careless friends and associates; acquaintances drift away and apart.

12th House: the ego is overwhelmed, feeling helpless and vulnerable, protected by nothing and no one; an aversion to the mundane causes a comatose existence riddled with seclusion, self-containment, and make-believe; feelings of isolation and victimization are byproducts of inner loneliness. Ā 

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areistotle

Hey guys! This post has been coming for a really long time, Iā€™m sorry to have kept you all waiting but university readings have kept me very very busy! I have compiled a list of books which are classics (in their own way, some even being modern classics). Books that Iā€™ve read and loved or other people in my life have loved have been italicised and this list includes links to my favourite covers/the edition of the book that I own since you all ask me where I buy my books from on my bookstagramĀ (and that is from book depository!). I hope you enjoy this, stay bookish šŸ“š

[other links]

I hope you guys enjoyed it! Feel free to message me if you want me to add one of your favourite books or something, happy reading šŸ˜™ā¤ļø

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saturn is a point of stress in the natal chart; where it is located indicates themes in our life in which seek clarity. we try to perfect this part of our lives & personality, and subsequently have much to learn from saturnā€™s house placement. this self-imposed pressure can truly crack some.

if your saturn falls inā€¦

your first house, you seek to perfect your image and impression; thus, you may appear quite serious. your worldview is critical and you may find yourself quite skeptical. your perception of the world and others takes time to fully accept.

your second house, your concern is for financial security and a crystal clear set of values. you may accept your morals as an objective view and have troubles relating to othersā€™ values.

your third house, you are careful with your words, and to want to speak with purpose. communication is deeply important to you. may be critical of your education growing up & thus struggled.

your fourth house, your family structure was one you took responsibility for. you may have felt compelled to grow up early to take care of your family. possible critical view of the father or authoritative parent.

your fifth house, uninhibited creativity may be hard to achieve. you may, quite literally, take fun seriously; you seek to perfect technique in your artistic endeavors of choice. may unfairly compare yourself to idols in that vein.

your sixth house, you may feel compelled to take on a lot of responsibilities in work, whether youā€™re prepared for it or not. may over-exert yourself and this can indicate tendencies of a hypochondriac. you put serious value in hard work.

your seventh house, you find yourself sacrificing in your partnerships. you feel your standards are just and fine, but there is much to learn to benefit from your relationships. you may feel like an old soul without knowing why.

your eighth house, you may feel you understand all there is to know about the world. lessons are needed to embrace the metaphysical that you can be very acute to. may stress & obsess over othersā€™ belongings and values, intimacy, and life changes/mortality.

your ninth house, you may feel a desire to have control over a philosophy or religion of life. may have felt repressed or forced to believe a certain way and this carries confusion into adult life. you fervently seek the truth of any ideology you can get your hands on.

your tenth house, you may stress about your public image and the immense effort you put to making your goals reality. there may be a sensitivity to critique. possibility of taking a long time to cultivate your persona & desired career.

your eleventh house, there is a desire for control of crowds. there are lessons to be learned in this, as well as cultivating empathy for others. may indicate feelings of isolation,Ā ā€˜alone in a room full of people.ā€™ feeling lack of support.

your twelfth house, your sense of self-control is difficult to actualize. you may feel as though the odds are always stacked against you. may yearn for an overly-structured way of life to compensate for a chaotic inside. may indicate difficulty moving on. may be constantly fearful without understanding the source.

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rising signs and the energies they give out

aries:Ā masculine energies. very physical, body oriented. touchy-feely. fast pace of movement. very upfront. perky and zealous. loud laughter, but you know when theyā€™re upset because the heat and irritation radiates off them, hard to ignore

taurus:Ā stable and centred. empathic. slow pace of movement. grounded, calming presence. a face you want to tell all your problems to. very still, can be lazy languid at times. funny and charming, deep laughs and kind eyes

gemini:Ā two styles - dark, introverted, hard shell, may come across intimidating at first. once part of their trusted inner circle, they are excellent conversationalists, able to engage in complex conversations with the blend of empathy and rationale, feeling and thought. second are more extroverted, easily connects with all sorts of people, (sometimes superficially). high energy either viscerally through body or intellectually through speech

cancer: calm, still and contemplative. the moonā€™s pull of the ocean can draw you in to an embodying embrace, or pull you under if the mood befalls them. communicates in feelings, can change the energies in a room unconsciously

leo: brazen and gregarious. loud laughter. energy and joy radiates. expression, vivacity. warmth. shares passions ambitions and encourages you in your own. feel energised after being around them. fun and authentic, no pretencesĀ 

virgo: quietā€¦may come off as reserved or even hard to get to know. hard shell. however, when you speak to them, they are kind, prioritise kindness over niceness. they see through superficiality, and will waste no time on those they regard as inauthentic.Ā 

libra: graceful, light on the feet. balanced. elegance to their movement. quiet, but balanced. still and contemplative. conflict averse, harmonious, easy to talk to. easy to feel comfortable around. similar to pisces, but libra ascendants tend to be a bit more aloof

scorpio: enigmatic and charismatic. mysterious and seductive, draws people in. a quiet, strong intensity emanates from them. masters of persuasion and charm, eyes that see past lies, sarcastic humour

sagittarius: visceral , always moving, hard to stand still. enjoys throwing themselves into the heart of the action. experience things through the body, feelings are not hidden, but drawn out through physical experience. engaging

capricorn: bit of the outsider looking in, carries out things diligently. blunt communication style. slow movement but very reliableā€¦rooted in realities, once behind a cause (whether person, or conceptual) it is hard for them to budge. stable and clear cut

aquarius: can be slightly blunt. quirky and aloof. very observant, unafraid to voice oppositional or different views. rebellious free spirited and channels energies through creative and/or intellectual endeavoursā€¦ā€¦literally a breath of fresh air, see things in a different way around them, curiously

pisces: adapts to environments. good listeners. quiet, deep eyes. contemplative. sympathetic, soft. feel at peace with yourself when you are around themā€¦..matches energies in room naturally, genuine care and can get lost in intimate conversation

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The Placements of an Introvert

sun/moon/mercury/mars/jupiter/uranus or ceres/pallas/vestaĀ in the 3rd, 4th, 6th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 12th houses.

sun/moon/mercury/mars/jupiter/uranus in taurus, cancer, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, aquariusĀ 

(particularly if the house or sign is in its planetary ruler)

negative aspects between sun, moon, ascending, or mercury. negative aspects are square, opposition, semisquare, sesquiquadrate, and quincux (last 3 are weaker influences).

6th or 9th house stellium

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