me when i have to work at the job i applied for

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

Cute animals rugs

people need to start shipping characters who have killed each others whole families or whatever again. we’ve lost something as a society.

Master of slightly off putting conversations

can you guys run from twitter slower i can barely scroll 

after getting lost in the woods, three nobles offer you refuge in the comfort of their homes—but things aren't all that they seem to be

fe3h gothic horror au from 2020!

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

shuake draws i decided to compile and color! (+ bonus chibis)

The spirit of evil

Why SVSSS is Comedy Gold

Imagine the last thing you remember is talking trash about Twilight. You die and get sent to Twilight as Jacob Black, despite being Team Edward, except you have all the romance scenes with Edward Cullen instead of Bella (”How long have you been seventeen,” your blood smells delicious, etc.). Edward falls in love with you, but you betray him. He joins those other vampires. 

During all this, one of the random shape-shifters that should die in that weird battle thing (that ends in a handshake) turns out to be Stephanie Meyers, who died making food. She is overly friendly with you and makes funny quips the entire time. You want to stab her. But you don’t. 

i really like how these came out so i’ll post them here too :) 

matching icon commission for my good friends of their ocs, eddie & leo!

The Best of Moldy’s Kratos Aurion

Tales of Fire Emblem!!

the best place to begin is at the start. so, let's start with part one.

happy birthday!