These Harvey Dent type of people…

Everything they told you about nursing when you were a student...

My urologist surgeon was doing a scrotal exploration with orchiectomy the other day & out of the blue, he goes...”Did you know that you can tell a man’s fertility by the distance between their scrotum & their perineum?!”...

Apparently, the farther apart the distance, the more fertile the man is. 

And at the end of the conversation, he looks at me and goes, “Well, that’ll be a good fact to share in parties…”

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Winter trees 

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Labor and Delivery Nurse (via adventuresintraumaland)

WHEN YOUR PATIENT QUESTIONS YOU AND ASKS FOR THE DOCTOR AND THE DOCTOR SAYS THE EXACT SAME THING YOU DID

Do YOU know your Abdominal Pain?

Hearing the code alarm for the first time

Do YOU know your Abdominal Pain?

What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness. 😄

Awesome. That literally just made me happy. ☺

This is awesome.

Dope

mine doesn’t have legs

My nigga crawling along my filaments at 2 atoms per hour