Toph: We need to get through this locked door. Zuko, give me your credit card.
Zuko: Uh... Here
Toph, pocketing it: Thanks
Toph: [kicks down the door]
Suki: Toph, keep an eye on Sokka today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Toph: Sure, I’d love to see Sokka get punched.
Suki: Try again.
Toph, sighing: I will stop Sokka from getting punched.
[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together]
Toph: So who should we call?
Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail
Zuko: What do you think Toph will do for a distraction?
Aang: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
[building explodes and several car alarms go off]
Aang: ... or she could do that.
Katara: Suki, can I talk to you for a second?
Suki: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Aang are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Katara: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
Toph: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Sokka: If?
Sokka: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and you might not even die.
#atla#yes I just watched the trailer#it actually looks quite good#i can't fully judge it all as of now until it comes out and I'm able to watch it but for now I'm gonna be positive and give it a try#also yes#i am back#i got busy with life bs sawry#also may or may not have uninstalled Tumblr bc all my other main fandoms are on Twitter or Tiktok#ik tragic
Sokka: What time is it?
Toph: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Toph: [plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune]
Zuko: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Toph: It’s 2 am
Mai: Tell Izumi about the birds and the bees.
Zuko: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Zuko, to Mai and Azula: You have to apologize to eachother
Azula: As if-
Mai: Fine
Mai, to Azula: 'Unfuck you', or whatever
Katara: WHY- Why did you give Toph a KNIFE?!
Aang: I’m sorry! She said she felt unsafe.
Katara: Now I feel unsafe!
Aang: I’m sorry.
Aang: ... Would you like a knife?
Zuko: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Azula does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Ozai: If Azula were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Azula jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Zuko: … You jump off a cliff
Ozai: Gladly. Provided Azula did first.
IM ALIVEE
Aang: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Katara: Wasn't Zuko with you?
Zuko: ... In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
Ty Lee: Mai, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Mai: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Ty Lee: Oh ok, I love you too. I’ll just ask Azula
Katara: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Sokka: Okay, but in my defense, Toph bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo
Katara: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Sokka: … What? No, of course not- You’re the one farting bubbles
Sokka: I told Toph her ears flush when she lies
Katara: Why?
Sokka: Look
Sokka: Hey, Toph! Do you love us?
Toph, covering her ears: No
Katara: