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walk forward through the cold dawn

@pact-of-the-blade / pact-of-the-blade.tumblr.com

he/him | looking for that damn fourth chaos emerald | icon by @homophobic-sonic
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comput3rage

It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

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jediiexile
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bloomedwings

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

I get it, man. The other day, I survived a shootout, only to realize that a stray bullet went through a mirror in such a way as to look from the camera's perspective like I got shot in the head through the mirror, so now I have to acknowledge that something that could be reasonably referred to as "me" really did die that day, and it's just like "jfc, gimme a BREAK"

ugh dont even get me started on how the other day i tried to sit on the throne of my conquered foe and light a cigar to celebrate my victory but the lighter wouldnt work and it had to be lighted by the vizier who used to work for my enemy but that i enlisted to work as a double agent and help me in my coup. that jerk afterwards said with a devilish smile "ill always be at your service my liege" and i just KNOW that he said that exact same thing to the previous ruler. signifying that my victory was phyrric since i am still caught in an endless cycle of violence and betrayal. that really spoiled the whole mood

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bogleech

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

imagine some other guy evolving specifically just to annoy you. what the fuck

Source: twitter.com
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desert vampires au- woah havent seen one of these in a while thank you corpse boy very cool uh sonics design is kinda rough rn will prob change

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jewishdragon

The creator of Phineas and Ferb sorting his M&Ms on tiktok bc that's just what he does. as a middle aged man.

its tagged Stimming and ADHD. "i dont know why [i sorted the M&Ms]" sure you didnt. Autistic ADHD man made a show of autistic ADHD characters.

Peer reviewed ADHD

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are notย Amanda and counting!

Weโ€™ll find you Amanda.

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iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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yiffmaster

Iโ€™ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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llsilvertail

Iโ€™ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didnโ€™t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who werenโ€™t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post youโ€™ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the โ€œDeanโ€™s Gym Shortsโ€ post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original โ€œReblog if you support gay peopleโ€ post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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mapsontheweb

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

Nope! When Chrome first came to popularity, people switched over to it cause it was โ€œfasterโ€ (turns out, it just eats through your deviceโ€™s CPU) but since then Firefox has upped its game in a major way. Chrome just doesnโ€™t measure up anymore. Plus, nowadays Chrome is just a data harvester designed to show hyper targeted ads - so even if Firefox ainโ€™t for you, itโ€™s still worth ditching Google for a different browser.

Legit though I switched to Firefox and itโ€™s so so so much better

iโ€™m gonna keep reblogging this ad infinitum so yall might as well convert now

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i hate all FNV mods that restore/add an option to convince Mr. House to broker a truce between himself and the Brotherhood of Steel because it's not just a symptom of a completionist, goopy goblin gamer brain that doesn't want to miss out on any of the CONTENT, but also because Mr. House's inflexibility on his desire to see the Brotherhood of Steel exterminated is such a significant character moment. Because it's a moment where this autocrat who views himself as purely rational, purely objective, and purely motivated by an altruistic desire to protect (what he thinks are) the best interests of humanity is forced to let his mask slip in front of the lackey on which he completely depends. He has zero reasonable rationale to want the Brotherhood destroyed and he knows it, he just hates them, and he hates them just because he thinks that they're just fucking lame. He, personally, finds the cultish medieval technoknight schtick obnoxious enough to justify total obliteration, and the fact that he will not back down on this is supposed to be revealing! It makes sense, too, if you understand how aesthetically driven his vision for the future of Vegas and humanity is and how badly a bunch of LARPers in power armor wandering around outside clashes with that aesthetic (he is, literally, a RETVRN guy, except he wants to "retvrn" to everybody looking like they're going to see the Rat Pack perform in concert). Mr. House's stubbornness on this issue is intentionally frustrating, especially if you're someone who up to this point may have found him otherwise agreeable! The Brotherhood of Steel is also something of a mirror, or a competitor even, to Mr. House's vision of himself as the sole worthy heir to the splendor of pre-war technology and control thereof, but that's actually far less important than the fact that he just hates their pussy

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brawledout

DON'T TRY AND TOY WITH US LOBOTOMITE! EVERYONE HAS UNO! IT WAS INSTALLED IN YOUR X-23 ENTERTAINMENTIMPLANT!

[Speech 23/50] Well I have the oldest implant know to man so...

[FAILED] PREPOSTEROUS! I HAD MINE INSTAILED THE DAY THEY WERE CREATED YOU IGNORAMUS

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thapunqueen

I hit 800 followers so heres a funnie thing i made like a couple weeks ago just as a little gift ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ

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