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police : 911 , is it an emergency ??
me : no .
police : what is it ,, ?
me : IT ‘ S DIGIORNO !!!
HERE I AM TO RUIN MY OWN SENTENCES .
❝ Hate to break it to ya, dude, but you aren’t even cool. Not even **REMOTELY **cool. You’re just average. ❞
no ▬ ▬ well , yes ▬ ▬ but i meant that you ‘ re cool if you aren ‘ t me ( and if you support watermelon rights ) . i know i ‘ m not cool , don ‘ t worry . ❝
me: lets go ahead and reblog the starter call so i can write more about ted--
my brain: 🅢🅐🅢🅗🅐 🅥🅔🅛🅞🅤🅡 𝕊𝔸𝕊ℍ𝔸 𝕍𝔼𝕃𝕆𝕌ℝ รครɦค ۷ﻉɭѻપɼ ₛₐₛ.ₕₐ ᵥₑₗₒᵤᵣ ᴙUO⅃ƎV AHꙄAꙄ ЅДЅНД VЄLФЦЯ ❤❤❤
watermeln-blog1 reblogged
WHO HIRED YOU .
❛ YEAH, WELL, Minecraft should hardly even be considered a real game.. I guess I should have said competitive games. And no, PvP servers don’t count! ❜
i don ‘ t remember seeing seventeen ▬ year ▬ old video game competitors in the army . let alone a team of rejected dc and marvel characters . and if we ‘ re going into who should even be fighting , then you shouldn ‘ t even ‘ hardly ‘ be considered as a hero . unless the definition of hero includes : tight - suit clickbait . ❝
watermeln-blog1 reblogged
WHY DO I HAVE SUCH A DIFFICULT TIME BELIEVING YOU .
A question she’s heard time and time again, her answer is practically prerecorded. ❛ —— Easy; it just does! You’ll only really understand if you’re a gamer mech pilot yourself. ❜
because you can easily transfer your minecraft vlog playthrough expertise into the battlefield without toil . i so clearly understand now . ❝
@asfalis LIKED FOR A STARTER .
you aren ‘ t cool if you ‘ re me or don ‘ t support watermelon ‘ s rights . ❝
watermeln-blog1 reblogged
WHY MUST YOU JUDGE ME .
There’s a long string of silence, unable to really give a response to this amazing accomplishment by a complete stranger. “..I don’t think any real human being can do that without getting sick- I think you’re the first, therefore I congratulate you for having a giant stomach.”
i ‘ ve been told that i have ▬ ▬ or had ▬ ▬ a watermelon growing in my stomach . though i ‘ m sure the only concerning thing there was the question of if he was a real doctor or not . ❝
overall , this is pretty normal for me . and thanks , i guess . ❝
watermeln-blog1 reblogged
I HAVE NO FRIENDS , OKAY ??
“…You’re eating a whole watermelon? By yourself?” Colored them impressed but also extremely confused.
... yes ? ❝
he holds a watermelon , another piece ▬ ▬ half eaten ▬ ▬ in his other hand . when your friend is plotting to destroy all dogs because of some person he met and your crush elsewhere , you resort to extreme measures .
watermeln-blog1 reblogged
I love being alone, but only if I know someone will be home “soon.” It’s a sad thought to be home alone and know no one is coming.
vam·pire
/ ˈvamˌpī(ə)r/
noun.
- a corpse supposed , in European folklore , to leave its grave at night to drink the blood of the living by biting their necks with long pointed canine teeth .
- a melon obsessed , crybaby teenager .
- art credit goes to z - toon on tumblr and deviantart . will be removed by creator ‘ s request .