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Anonymous asked:
why are you into girls? ....
have you seen them
My mom found my hiding spot. Now I lost vodka, mugs with memes and an adult toy. She probably poured vodka into the drain and maybe the mugs went into the garbage or the cabinet. But where the hell is my adult toy? What she could done with it? And why she hasn't said anything yet?!
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So, I'm going to tell my crush how I feel about her. Wish me luck, hope I won't die 🤞
Im a coward, who would have thought
So, I'm going to tell my crush how I feel about her. Wish me luck, hope I won't die 🤞
I'm so afraid to talk about my feelings in real life that I am texting daily characterAI, I think I might need help
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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
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Nick’s mum: So, do you like this girl?
Nick: Well, her dog died
Nick’s mum:
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#this will never not be funny
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they understood the assignment.
I binge watched Heartstopper and I'm jealous that I didn't have this kind of love at their age
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damiano took his robe off so his thigh jesus could wish everyone a happy easter sunday
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.
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#StandUpForUkraine! Refugees in Ukraine and around the world need urgent humanitarian aid. We’re using our voice to demand action, and you can, too. Join us, make your own video calling for the world to support refugees and donate on: ForUkraine.com. @glblctzn
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actually the meaning of life is when ur doing the dishes & u squeeze the soap bottle & a little bubble comes out
this is a joke but finding joy in small things is key to survival
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The only high school heterosexual romance I want to see is jock girl x nerd boy sorry the other ones have been too overdone give me a super confident basketball player girl and a guy who's a little terrified of her
Nerd boy: *is scrambling for books at his locker*
Basketball girl: *leans on the locker next to his like jocks do in high school movies*
Lemme guess: no other guy wants to go out with her because she’s too tall and, “intimidating.”
Actually no all the basketball dudes think she's super cool but she wants the calculus loser
Thank you @ana-bolism because now I have a het romance living in my head
THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT THE FUCK!
yeah i'll ship it
same here
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ik i’m fine on my own but where is the love of my life
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polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:
ua.gov.pl
as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.
Polish person here, I've been on the website, it looks legit! Adding the full link here:
Information is available in Polish, Ukrainian, Russian and English
Please get the help available!
Other people, please boost this!!!!
Gov.pl is a legit website connected to the polish government i use it to look at tax info and school stuff (it has the lessons for the teachers written out) and driving license info. So this is legit!!!
Ukrainian friends, you can also cross the border to Slovakia, with or without a passport, or at least that's the latest update from our Ministry of Interior. You must prepare yourselves for waiting in lines as they check every individual vehicle upon entering (waiting times according to our news are hours long because of shitty capacities but hopefully after today the officials will figure out a more effective system). If anybody has a link too, I'd be grateful as I haven't found anything useful prior to adding to the post. I hope you all stay safe.