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Frankie's bulge
The bulge that launched a thousand ships. Happy fucking Frankie Friday.

Yes, I'm going there. And you're going there with me. Inspired by this gif by Cristina @pedropascalsx and this discussion on Dave's bulge. This compilation is ridiculous but I have no shame 🤷🏻‍♀️

The first thing you should know is that Frankie is the only one out of all the TF boys to wear light-coloured pants.

Because why would you on a mission where there's blood and mud aplenty? There’s only one reason - to make sure Frankie shows off his impressive bulge at every opportunity.

And so he does.

The original scene that spawned this monstrosity of a post. The bulge really pops when he has his knees bent, thighs straining against the trousers, and in position to pounce.

This is a great contrast shot. See how we can clearly discern Frankie's bulge just nudging against the zipper vs. none for Santi? Imagine what we would've missed if wardrobe went another way? Light 👏🏻 coloured 👏🏻 pants 👏🏻 ftw.

There’s no bulge sexier than one complemented by a precise, non-lethal gunshot.

Oh yes. Swing it, Frankie baby. Swing it.

Look at how the bulge is fighting against the confines of the seat of those pants.

One of my favourite shots of Frankie in the movie. Look at how still he is. It says so much about him. He's the quiet, assertive one who's the backbone of the team. That bulge just snugly nestled in those jeans also says a lot of other things about him.

Benny, get out of the freaking frame ffs. But by god, is Francisco having a good bulge day in this scene.

Oh yes, sir. Look at how the strobe lights illuminate that bulge. It’s party time alright.

Too much? I hope so, because Javier is next 👀

All gifs by me.

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Big horny brain awake because I accidentally took the headache meds with caffine in them but:

Oberyn with a male best friend whom hes known since childhood. They've fought together, attended lessons together, trained together and of course fucked many many times. Even joining him and ellaria on their many trips together before

When his best friend has to get married he huffs and puffs about how he doesnt want such a comittment and doesnt even wish to see his soon to be bride (you) bit the moment he does he just turns into a big bumbling idiot because you make him feel si nervous and giddy and he wants to win your affections which somehow turns into asking oberyn and ellaria for help because this isnt like being in a brothel or seducing a tavern girl and he doesnt know what to DO

Ellaria seeing his kind wife who curtseys and looks at her without judgement for being a bastard and oberyn seeing his larger than life dear friend become nervous flustered mess anytime you look at him

And they both mutually go "we want to watch them fuck <3"

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Indiana Bones.

Indiana Bones and the Raiders of the Lost Bark

Indiana Bones and the Kibble of Doom

Indiana Bones and the Cats Crusade

Indiana Bones and the Doghouse of the Crystal Skull

…Indiana Bones 5

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