Just a beautiful example of grammatical evolution.

if they ever adapt the phantom of the opera for live action again i think the muppets should do it

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

this poem is literally my last straw

Transcription of the poem for easier reading:

this is nearly indescribably gay

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

don’t get me wrong i like eurovision but i’m very tired of the very instagram looking mainstream performances. let’s spice it up. bring some bears on stage.

bears like gays or the animal

Cathy: This tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive. Wow.

Kat: Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

Catherine: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.

Kat, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw.

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society fucked up by letting dvds go out of style because streaming is not ownership, titles leave streaming services to end up on another (or leave streaming entirely) all the time and stuff gets edited out a lot too. physical media is so important i wish buying dvds and physically owning something could be “trendy” again because corporations have ruined streaming forever with their greed

— He was killed by Ultron, wasn’t he?

He says we have this connection...