honest to god thought this was a gmod screenshot

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

lawyer: answer the question please ma’am

me: …

judge: ma’am, we would like to remind you that you are under oath

lawyer: ill ask you again, what would happen if mario was real

me: w-well… maybe he would…

lawyer: speak up please

me: maybe… he would uh… jump to b-bash a block… and uh… and he would… hit his head and die w-with… hyperrealistic blood…

me: *starts sobbing*

lawyer: *grins smugly* no further questions, your honor

………. u are beautiful , just dont forget 

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Millie’s Math House, 1990′s

Guys I’m crying right now I fucked heavily with this bro what the fuck.

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

George-Washington.zip

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

Commission for @jiyoku​

【☆ｌｏ－ｆｉ　ｋｏｍａｅｄａ　ｂｅａｔｓ　ｔｏ　ｓｔｉｃｋ　ｆｉｎｇｅｒｓ　ｕｐ　ａｎ　ａｓｓ　ｔｏｏ☆】

Wat

@campfirecanines I deliver

She’s back, @campfirecanines

130% density to 70% density, to 180% density.

Google street view in Rome

first thing i say to my self in the morning

hatsune miku

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