screaming

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

but! we! cannot! simply! sit! and! stare! at! our! wounds! forever!

Great. Just great. My son didn't inherit my bloodline curse. God I hate him so much.

this animal

this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

From The Adventures of Nip and Tuck: Just Cats. By Elizabeth Francis and illustrated by Barbara Roe Hicklin, 1959.

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

r/paranormal

a large splatter of stubs bbq sauce appeared suddenly and seemingly without cause on my pc's second monitor

the Biden admin "inquiring with the Government of Israel" about some heinous crime against humanity Israel has committed is basically a way of publicly signalling that nothing will happen and that they're hoping people will move on to the next Israeli atrocity and forget about the previous one.

Tomagatchi 2 ~ Gameboy ~ 1997

sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

We're called Cheap Dirty Horse The song is called On the Rob! You can find it pretty much all over! Thank you for checking out our stuff!!!

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.