everybody saw ed’s automail and immediately jumped to “he committed the biggest taboo” like he gives off such bastard energy the possibility he lost his limbs in an accident or the war is just unthinkable. they just look at him and go “yeah, you look like you tried to punch god in the face” and they’re absolutely right.
Also apparently Mayor Pete is filling in for Bland White Dude Comedy Man #3 and hosting Bland White Dude Comedy Late Night Show #3 tonight and I’m absolutely floored by that, like I was prepared for the collective pretending that Joe Biden could win a general election but I didn’t think anybody could suspend enough disbelief to think that Pete has an ounce of humor or charisma inside his little manlet body
How do I get money to get commissions
I hear the Fighter’s Guild is recruiting. Not a bad way to make some money… if you’ve got the stones for it…
Hands down the funniest thing I have ever heard at college was overhearing the following sentence at a conference:
“I asked him what his pronouns were and he said ‘uh, PhD.’”
AhhhhhhhhhjjHHHHH
Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?
Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro
I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue
*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check
BRO
GOD LITERALLY in the early 2000s ppl were so self conscious about their fat asses literally everyone just wanted to have no butt and literally 10 yrs later if u have a flat ass you might as well wear a paper bag over your whole fucking body and it well & truly sucks that womens bodies go in and out of fashion like this like tf are we supposed to do? spend all our time obsessing over the minutiae of our physiques? get plastic surgery every 5-10 yrs to make sure our bodies can keep up & b warped with the trends of objectification? like what the fuck do you want from women ?
this is what every Minecraft skin for girls looks like
dust bathing on main
