look u know i love tender culture but i think people on here need to learn that sometimes… u just need to jerk off

unreal unearth unheard has me unwell, unstable, and undone

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

Larian is unhinged this weekend

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

Did I mess up somehow

Mash meme popped up on my TIKTOK ?? and these are my favorites honestly they’re so right

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

i will not deal!!!! that is not how any of this works!!!!

Please report fics that do this!

This is against the ToS, and shitty users will only stop doing this when their fics (or accounts) get deleted. Every report helps to keep this behavior from spreading!

Ok, I know we are all excited about the news and all but i feel like i need to give this as a PSA:

Don't be fucking weird.

As a nosy bitch myself, i empathize with the curiosity. I mean, we all wanna know all the deets and all the gossip and such, and I know we have all been waiting for this moment since that Game Changer episode, but, as a reminder, NO INFORMATION ABOUT BRENNAN AND IZZY'S CHILD IS ANY OF Y'ALL'S BUSSINESS.

The babies gender, name, NOTHING. Don't bother them, you are a STRANGER. THEY DON'T KNOW YOU. YOU ARE NOT THEIR FRIENDS OR FAMILY. SHUT UP. The internet is a weird, cursed land and any parent would be wise to not let their infant's image come close to it with a 20 mile pole. Celebrate the news from your place. Be happy for them and for this new stage of their life and ZIP IT.

Anyways, congratulations Brennan and Izzy! Your child won the fucking lottery, you are gonna be amazing parents!

Tumblr not beating the supernatural website accusations by deleting Tumblr Live on dean winchester's birthday

Me when talking about the books to new Percy Jackson fans who have only watched the show:

this is actually true! there have been multiple studies that show that millennials are better at identifying fraudulent links than other generations, and one theory is that rickrolling taught us to be cautious about what links we click!

it’s fascinating to see how much memes have shaped our lives over the years!

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

Stop the fucking presses