Reblogged motziedapul
Mari: she’d do really well as an… archivist i think
Me, a tma fan: 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️
Reblogged motziedapul
In a slightly different universe Vanessa Bartalotti would include her terrifying monster husband in her influencer videos.
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Reblogged schrissdd
After a slew of men from a village at the border the elven woodland had mysteriously gone missing, a human ranger was dispatched to investigate a possible cause- and he certainly found it
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Reblogged deadgodjess
I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”
the crowd murmurs uncertainly.
“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”
Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.
“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”
“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.
“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.
“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid
This is a metaphor
Reblogged fishnoodles
Reblogged fishnoodles
new uterine lining just dropped
Reblogged fishnoodles
LOSING MY FREAKING MIND, VEGETA X BULMA FANS NUMBER 1 COUPLE IN THE DRAGON BALL UNIVERSE! IM DEAD
Reblogged franzwantscoffee
i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.
generalgrievousdatingsim
here is a little bat to banish your sadness
This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:
trekmemes
This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”
Reblogged izuris
there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.
shotapiss
Never forget what they took from us
Reblogged mistwolfdeity
I didn't post any WIPs (and I made it in secret) because it was supposed to be a doodle of a smile, and I'm embarrassed that I derailed into this, but, oh well, here we are 😆 I called this one "POV: You wake up in Lucio's room"
Reblogged visceralcoma
I have no words.
I knew comments wouldn't let me down.
Reblogged geekinglikeaboss
Filtered version
Reblogged muja-bunny
posting this for no particular reason
Reblogged geekinglikeaboss
Knight and Cloak of Night
Reblogged itsevanffsbutspam
thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands