BTS → 190115 IDOL

🐶🐶🐶 Proof that Hwang Hyunjin is actually a Samoyed puppy 🐶🐶🐶

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

I tried to warn y’all

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

Introducing Tumblcoin

Tumblr is reportedly proud to announce their newest feature: Tumblcoin. Tumblcoin is the latest in the entirely unstable cryptocurrency market. The social media and publishing platform claims that the currency is somehow assured by the platform’s unceasing flow of high-quality memes and low-quality shitposts. When pressed for details, staff was heard mumbling incoherently.

The new Chief Coin Officer of Tumblr eventually stepped up to explain: “As more users like, reblog, and create posts, more coins are mined for their portfolio. Because it’s so easy to keep creating new Tumblcoins, no one will ever be in short supply. We’ve also opened up the world’s first store that accepts TBC. You can now buy the hottest items any member of the Tumblr community could possibly want, like old Horse Friends or the world-renowned missing E.”

i love u b(ts)itch….. i aint never gonna stop loving u b(ts)itch

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

g

garlic bed

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

I need to cry

EVERYONE DO IT

I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased

DO IT

This is so sweet!

Love you all. Here 💜

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

Secret Santa — Jeon Jungkook

Words: 4,000+

Warnings: secret Santa au + high school au + fluff + angst + jungkook being adorable in the end ♥️

Description: The one thing you hate about secret Santa is that the person who gives you the gift stays anonymous, that’s why Jeon Jungkook made sure to give you a special gift.

“Okay, everyone. Listen up.” Your best friend, Eun-ji called out. You were currently in an empty classroom, along with a few other people.

“Christmas is soon, so it’s time for us, the student council to do something exciting!” She smiles. Eun-ji is always excited about everything, especially Christmas.

“Since we have to plan the dance and talent show and other things for the other students in our school, I️’ve decided that we, as a group, should do secret Santa!” She smiles even wider.

Some of the people cheered, most of them sighed. You just giggled at how happy Eun-ji was about this.

“Aw, come on, people! Secret Santa is fun! Think about how exciting it’s going to be when you get a gift from someone!” She says, trying to cheer everyone up.

“How about everyone just buy me a gift, and I’ll give them nothing in return?” You heard the voice beside you say. “Shut up, Taehyung.” You laughed, playfully hitting his arm.

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Gdi Namjoon why are you wrecking my bias list STAY IN YOUR LANE YOU CUTE LITTLE CINNAMON BUN

Jeon Jungkook’s abs in a screenshot. 

#thou shall suffer

Do I vote for my faves or my other faves now that’s the question that keeps me up at night

thank you osaka