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Well this is a new one.

coming to some realizations over breakfast ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(a sequel to this comic)

just another tuesday in Pelican Town 🐔

Happy spring.... from me n my terlet

Theologically speaking, I deserve a snack for being s good boy

Saw this goofy guy just sitting with a too-wide fish in his maw.

He wasnt distressed at all, just chilling

todaysbird edit: my man is HORKING that thing down!! congrats sir

this weekend at my job this trio of kids were coming up to me throughout the day begging me to look at a rusty spoon they had found in the creek by the dining hall because it was rusty and had some detailing and they were convinced it's an antique and i should put it in our nature museum. and every time i was either busy or they didnt have the spoon so i never saw it. but like. it's a spoon someone threw into the creek from the dining hall. finally at dinner im eating my pasta and having a bit of a break when the little trio comes up to me with the spoon and it sure is a tarnished rusty spoon. and im like "yeah ill look it over and ill let you know later!!" already thinking of ways to nicely tell them this is regular silverware from 2003. but then i look at the back and google the branding on the back and. those kids legit found a silver spoon from 1922. guess i gotta put it in the museum

OP is Gunther Stardewvalley

*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

living in 3024 over here

realized i never shared my rot series from beginner's ceramics 🍊 obviously pretty wonky + some cracking and weird glaze stuff, but i really loved every step of the process <3 hoping i get to do it again sometime

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

"pointillism is sexual" is certainly a bold claim by tumblr but for once i think we should hear them out on this

Monster Yuri part 3! Except there is no yuri this time, just the horrors. ⚠️ Stronger gore warning for this one !!

symbolic fanart of me tangled in spiderwebs representing my lack of autonomy as a character trapped inside a narrative and being unwillingly manipulated by various external forces but i seem a little too happy about it

strung up like a puppet controlled by a giant disembodied hand but i'm blushing and giggling and fluttering my eyelashes of my own free will

well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

DnD is so normal

get yourself a fog monster for a boyfriend