everybody straight till the narrative foil walk in
I hate that I have to mourn the life I wanted. The family time I wanted as a child will never happen. The going out to parties will never happen. Part of me is broken and sad that I will never have this.
It honestly breaks my heart.
By Gabriel Picolo
Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.
Without my glasses I thought this was
Why has it just come to my attention that other places have tornados and hurricanes too?
Never Meet Your Heroes - HAWKEYE 1.01
friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”
*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven
hoarding books and not reading them is a disease i suffer from
Ahhh, yeahp. Can’t argue with that.
Random Bellarke (1/?)
ryan and shane announcing ghost files
you're laughing. shane madej and ryan bergara just gave a bloodsucking souldraining media corporation the biggest middle finger possible and you're laughing
the great british bake off always comes through with the relatable content