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tennantations

@mashenka10

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the Gemini urge to eat shit and die

The pisces urge to say is that the movie is chaotic

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mashenka10

The scorpio urge to get an idea about how you feel about your life.

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a-daks
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
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andordean

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

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namesonboats

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

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kaeltale

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

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johanirae

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

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jenroses

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

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pizzapopolis

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

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every antique store looks like this

[ID: a doodle of a cartoonishly convoluted building layout with lots of strangely shaped rooms, weird hallways, crevices, and dead ends. an X in the middle is labelled “the heart (several old people sitting around the checkout talking shit),” and a little appendage at the bottom is labelled “door.”]

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