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bites you in she/her
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notnaruse

i like to imagine the crew awkwardly stares at solace like that (bel is just silly let her be)

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sapphling

ever since my gf and i moved in together a couple years ago i've been semi-regularly executing something i call a "prank night." this is something you want to do frequently enough that it's not a special occasion, but spontaneously enough to make it a prank. the set-up for a prank night is simple

  1. listen to your partner and take note of a couple things she's putting off doing, as well as a couple things she's been wanting
  2. wait for a day when your partner is out of the house for work or errands
  3. tell them that you'll be playing videogames/hanging out with the guys/doing very little all day. this way her guard will be down

now you can execute the four core aspects of the prank night

  1. act of service. complete a chore or task that you know she's been dreading. doing the dishes/cleaning the living room/making an appointment/doing the groceries, etc.
  2. lil gift. flowers, chocolate, anything that you know she wants but hasn't felt justified in getting for herself
  3. sustenance. a charcuterie board, a homecooked meal, her favorite snack, or a fancy cocktail can all work
  4. fourth, final, most important, when she gets home you sit her down and eat her out like she's your last meal on death row

The Look On The Girlfriend's Face Will Be Awesome!

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prokopetz

I don't always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia's volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy's plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it's an extremely funny one.

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lorkhansdick

Oh my god you weren't joking

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