Farcille doodles 🫣🫣
stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
Ah, kids.
i like to imagine the crew awkwardly stares at solace like that (bel is just silly let her be)
the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting
good morning
I think we may have accidentally adopted an anteater.
ever since my gf and i moved in together a couple years ago i've been semi-regularly executing something i call a "prank night." this is something you want to do frequently enough that it's not a special occasion, but spontaneously enough to make it a prank. the set-up for a prank night is simple
- listen to your partner and take note of a couple things she's putting off doing, as well as a couple things she's been wanting
- wait for a day when your partner is out of the house for work or errands
- tell them that you'll be playing videogames/hanging out with the guys/doing very little all day. this way her guard will be down
now you can execute the four core aspects of the prank night
- act of service. complete a chore or task that you know she's been dreading. doing the dishes/cleaning the living room/making an appointment/doing the groceries, etc.
- lil gift. flowers, chocolate, anything that you know she wants but hasn't felt justified in getting for herself
- sustenance. a charcuterie board, a homecooked meal, her favorite snack, or a fancy cocktail can all work
- fourth, final, most important, when she gets home you sit her down and eat her out like she's your last meal on death row
The Look On The Girlfriend's Face Will Be Awesome!
I don't always agree with the decisions of Wikipedia's volunteer editors, but having learned that their decision on how to handle the James Somerton situation was to deem him non-notable and turn his article into a redirect to a brief writeup of Hbomberguy's plagiarism investigation – well, like I said, this may not be a good decision, but in context it's an extremely funny one.
Oh my god you weren't joking
I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
- I wasn’t born then.
WRONG! Time travel beam
bweenop for your use
If you can write Satan so perfectly with a knife and a jar of jam than maybe there is something to our dark lord