Accompanying my little sister to a chappell roan concert with my dirty blonde hair in a messy bun. I sit in the front row, too entranced by my copy of 'dykes to watch out for' by alison bechdel to dance along to 'HOT TO GO!' At the end of the performance, a security guard taps my shoulder. Chappell has noticed my lack of enthusiasm and I've caught her interest. She invites me backstage....
the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail
why is anthony bourdain always bullying those gay vampires. is this the interview
i want eric bogosian so bad. to no one's surprise
If it were possible to be a gaylor but for bruce springsteen that's what id be doing for sure but being a gaylor for bruce springsteen does not and cannot exist due to the fact that he is an openly bisexual man
im just someones weird sister
every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
They should do bruce springsteen night at the club and serve $3 strawberry daiquiris
solitaire is a holy pastime because it celebrates the restoration of heavenly order from chaos and the purification of the soul through alchemical marriage. candy crush is a luciferian snare powered by perpetual motion, (i hunch even more deeply over my escritoire, sweat audibly splatting on the parchment) which one must also respect
i, for one, am a hot knife
more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother
me when two girls start off really antagonistic with each other but they end up as friends because i guess hollywood thinks it's a feminist or whatever now
'i guess i was mean to you because i was threatened by your femininity as the only other wo-' lez off with each other right now or it's homophobic
Wish smoking wasn’t bad for you that seems like something we should have fixed by now
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
No offense these are the funniest fucking tags
Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.
orally fixated gym bro
Uhuh…
What.
FIRST TRY.
well-
What the fuck is ‘deliciously catgirl’
Viliainounous amnesiac
nonsexual stud
“nervous amnesiac”???
DEAN WINCHESTER understands the sunk cost fallacy!
