Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

ouch, lol

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

I’m SHRIEKING

Why they sell horses wit lil dick n nuts in kids at target

I’m reviving this post

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.

This looks delicious but the cinematic quality and sound was EXACTLY like a howtobasic video and my fight or flight response activated

rb to change your fate

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Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

how Lil succulent Bulbasaurs are born <3

please do not repost on other sites

how Lil succulent Bulbasaurs are born <3

please do not repost on other sites