🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.

Isn’t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn’t invented yet. Lacks realism.

You’re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented

A group of women is called a bunch of cunts

You are wearing a diaper in your icon.

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

johnny bravo is a himbo

getting notes on this website is like jingling keys in front of a toddler

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

star wars fandom was the most disappointing fucking fandom EVER like we had JOHN BOYEGA and OSCAR ISAAC!!! two of the sexiest thottiest big dick energy-ist bitches out here and fandom said “no no no i dont want that i wanna suck on kylo rens toes” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ill never be over it

Cheating is a choice, not a mistake.

If anybody needs me I’m up here

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality

Me: *asks my followers to send me writing prompts*

My Followers: *send writing prompts to my inbox*

My Followers: when are you going to update the thing?

Me: I am definitely going to update the thing very soon :)

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: I don’t know her

I’m resharing this because I too have a dark side