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I got your nuts in my hand

@lifeofaninstigator / lifeofaninstigator.tumblr.com

Selective, independent, post brohood Ed rp blog. NSFW. This is both a single ship and multi-ship blog! Please see my pages about my Ed muses for more on that! Roy Blog, Greed Blog, Greed (version 2) Blog
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iicarys

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

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erinye

woops

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

this is incredibly grecian 

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royedotpoly

RoyEd OTPoly 2021 - SIGN UPS ARE NOW OPEN!!

*Art by the amazing @kotosk

Amestris had seen its fair share of war. However, since the coup and the revolution that took place after the Promised Day, along with the murder of its Fuhrer King Bradely, it enjoyed several years of calm. The new Fuhrer even attempted to make peace treaties with the neighboring countries. Some of these treaties were at a relatively advanced state when, out of the blue, all three neighbors countries had decided to attack and conquer Amestris.

Join your country’s army and contribute to the efforts by writing RoyEd fanfiction and earning points for your country in this year’s RoyEd OTPoly game!

Feeling intrigued?

For newcomers or anyone who needs it, here’s a reminder of  what is the OTPoly and how it works:

What is the RoyEd OTPoly?

Just like the board game Monopoly, in this game your goal is to collect as many properties as possible. However, unlike Monopoly, in the OTPoly you do not use money – you use your creativity!

How does the RoyEd OTPoly work?

Each property on the board represents a trope, and includes a writing prompt, all of which are – you guessed it! – RoyEd prompts. By writing the prompts and fulfilling the requirements you earn points, which get added to your total team points. At the end of the game, the team with the most points, wins!

Now, to make things interesting, just like in Monopoly there are 3 different levels:

Major (base) level: This is the basic prompt. It is worth 3 points.

Colonel (house) level: This will typically have some addition to the prompt, and an increased word count. Completing the requirements for this level will earn you 5 points (+2 from Major level).

General (hotel) level: This level includes all the requirements of Major and Colonel levels, plus an additional requirement. This can be an added trope, detail, specific writing style, and always an increased word count. Completing the requirements for General level will earn you 8 points (+5 from Major level).

Other ways to earn points include commenting on other people’s work (supporting our community is a top priority!) and participating in team activities.

Detailed instructions will be sent to participants upon assignment.

When does it start?

The game will start on June 4th.

I hope to see you all really soon, and that anyone who chooses to participate will have lots of writing and fun!

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Anonymous asked:

Hi wanna rp

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Hi, anon! Thanks for finding this rp blog and sending in this ask, but unfortunately, I stopped rp’ing a couple years back due to lack of time and health issues. It’s extremely unlikely I will ever return to it, tho I do often think of these blogs and miss them. 

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royedotpoly

Roy/Ed OTPoly – How Does It Work – the EXTENDED version

Just remind me… when does it start?

Exactly 1 week from now (that means June 1st) – and in a beautiful correlation with Roy’s day – the sign up starts. A separate post will be posted then, with instructions & signing up link. Be sure to look out for it so you don’t miss it!

The game itself will start on July 1st, effectively giving you 1 month to sign up prior to the starting date.

How does the Game work?

After signing up, you will receive your first roll (2 rolls of 6-faced-cube, just like in the real monopoly. Which means you are facing numbers from 2 to 12). Your roll will determine your prompt, based on the spot on the board you landed on.

Prompts go by topics (‘cities’ in the original game, if you will), then by tropes (‘street names’ in the original game version). Each has their individual required word count, which comes at 3 levels (base, typically between 300 words to 800 words, depending on the spot; house, typically between 800 words to 2500 words; and hotel, typically between 3000 words to 6000 words). Each level gives you a different amount of points (3 for base level, 5 for house level, 8 for hotel level). You choose the level you feel comfortable writing – there’s no pressure!

Prompts will look something like this:

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Topic: Resenbool

Trope: Home

Prompt: Domestic: write tooth-rotting fluff about Ed and Roy being domestic. Word count: 492-873 (3 points)

House level: The fic takes place during their first week of living together. Word count: 1109-2983 (5 points)

Hotel level: Either Ed or Roy didn’t tell the other that they still keep their old place (piece must remain in fluff genre). Word count: 3447-5972 (8 points)

Once you are done, you post your prompt at the designated collection (will be sent with the assignments and also posted here later), and you fill the Returning Player Form (will be sent with the assignments), and wait for your next roll!

Simple, isn’t it? Of course, things become even clearer once you start, and the mods are always happy to help with questions.

How long does it run for?

The game will run for the total of three months – from July 1st until September 15th, with the remaining 2 weeks left to post your last prompts, comments, etc before final point count.

The winning team will be announced on October 1st.

  That’s it for today folks!

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I just spent four hours searching through my likes to find two pics. What a trip down memory lane it’s been (and a wild ride too XD). Anyway, dunno if or when I’ll log onto this account again so Happy Holidays for the upcoming holiday season and hope next year is a better year for everyone <3

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(I’ve been tossing this around for almost two months now, and finally told myself I needed to make a decision regarding my tumblr rp, and I’ve decided that it’s time for me to let it go and move on. I have way too many things going on in rl in regards to my health, work, and my other writing and tbh? It’s been incredibly hard for me to find the motivation for rp.

Thanks for all the support over the years! It’s been a fantastic experience, and all my boys are hella sad I’m making this decision but for my own peace of mind, I feel it’s the best thing for me rn. I hope everyone takes care of themselves on here, and that you keep enjoying what you’re doing and the verses and relationships you’ve built <3)

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The birds are playing a con game, trying to take turns with each other making distractions so the other one can steal Ed's fries=

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At first he had thought the crows were showing off when they both started to show him what they could do. But when Ed glanced at his fries after a few tricks, he noticed his stack of fries were noticeably lower than what he had eaten.

Ed gave them both the look. “Did Greed teach you to do that?”

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Anonymous asked:

[ ultimatcshicld ] Shows up in only mesh clothing. "Am I gonna make an excellent emperor or what?" He asks, completely ignoring how naked he truly is.

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Ed chuckled. Ling was something else.“Depends on whether or not you’re gonna complain if I wear the samething out in public.”

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Anonymous asked:

[ ultimatcshicld ] "Ed, tell Ling to stop screaming. He doesn't have to breathe in... the.. stone? Point is, he doesn't run out of air, so he's been screaming nonstop for like 3 hours."

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“What did you do to piss him off?” Ed wasn’t sure he wanted in the middle of anything or if there was even a middle to begin with, but he wasn’t going into without some kind of heads up first.

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A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

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