FAVE HP SMUT CREATORS

Ever since I got that lovely anon asking for the best smut I've ever read, it got me thinking about some of my favorite smut creators in general.

So here is a very non-exhaustive list of fan-fucking-tastic smut writers and artists I've come across in the HP fandom that weren't mentioned (shamefully) in my last batch. Feel free to add to the list! We must keep the people fed.

xoxo go take a sip of cold water girl

‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.

my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.

so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.

jegulus fucking and regulus is a blubbering, sensitive mess getting overwhelmed by james stamina and strength so he tries to crawl away only for James to simply pull him back by the waist or ankle saying “where do you think you’re going, love?”

if silly fanfic can’t be considered the best piece of literature you’ve ever read, then why Turn ? why Away Childish Things ? why Running on Air ? why Dwelling ? why The Man Who Lived ? why Reparations ? why The Bolthole ? why Grounds for Divorce ?

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years

Oh….. my god

Why can I not stop laughing???

@bixgirl1 I nearly swallowed my tongue laughing. Also @femmequixotic pointed out the haircolors. Drarry in everything? *WINKS*

@noeeon I didn’t even notice that! I was too fucking thrilled with the overall picture. 😂😂😂. But also!! The blond is wearing green!

DRACO! You can’t- this… Not in front of the WHOLE STADIUM!

I’m sorry, but apparently my dash is meant to be filled with nothing but these humping drarry football players because I had to reblog again for the sheer perfection of @synonym-for-life‘s comment. lololol.

You know what screw you because now I had to reblog it again because I AM CRYING BECAUSE OF YOUR TAGS

#shut up potter and just take it#you think you can challenge me to something like this and i’ll just let it slide?#fuck you i’m no coward#now let me hump you forty metres#a bet’s a bet#no way i’m giving up those five galleons#and harry’s just like#i didn’t mean when people were *here*#oh fuck i shouldn’t be turned on by this#goddamn it malfoy mcgonagall is watching!#uhhhhhhh

@bixgirl1  I mean legit crying. I am sitting on my bed SOBBING. tears are pouring down my face help i can’t stop

*dies laughing*

*gleeful* It’s making a comeback!! 😂😂😂😂

*falls through the ceiling* someone said jegulus?

this is my ever growing collection of doodles for @itsjaywalkers boxer james/interviewer regulus au bc im gnawing on bones every time i see a crumb of it

🔞NSFW under the cut (this is my first time posting nsfw pls dont hate crime me)

when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension 

swear it

swear to me

#if you fuckers don’t produce at least one high school au i will disown you

I better see some goddamn AMVs

girls will read marauders fanfiction first thing in the morning like damn babe did you even try to be happy today

Kristen Stewart for Rolling Stone

The marauders (and hats that they would have used)

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

The shortest of those works is

We all need mental help

people look over my screen and be like what are you reading and how do i explain that its about harry potter's dad and his godfather's younger twink brother exploring their knife kink as a whole revolution unfolds around them

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM