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have some sin u lil emo shit

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welcome to the literal shittiest blog on tumblr
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Anonymous asked:

do u have any irl tumblr friends and if so who r they and how did u ask to meet them

i accidentally met one, but other than that nah

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lol don’t ask people out kids

So my buddy asked a gal she’s liked for a while out and this happened…

Please help…

What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

she was my only irl friend and like shES SO CUTE OMG I HATE MYSELF FOR SAYING THIS BUT HER EYES ARE SO BLUE AND THEY DO THE FANFICTION SPARKLE THING BUT UGHUGHUGHUGH 

update: 

ayyyyyyyyyyy

fuck

What the hell is wrong with her? you ApOLogIseD anD sheS sAYinG yOU weRE A dIck fOr AskIng hEr OuT THeN aPOlogISInG?! Seriously F, I 1) don’t know how she could turn such an awesome peep down and 2) am ready to slap her or yell at her bc she has no right to treat you like this.

Everyone deserves a second chance, I can’t give up just yet, can I?

You can’t keep people around that are going to keep hurting you. You could give her a second chance, but if someone-anyone- needs more than two chances then they’re really not worth it.

It’s been 3 and a half years and she was my only irl friend she has to be worth it, right?

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hotfriend

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

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iwatobigreg

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

  • those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers
  • the secretary who is Tired
  • finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)
  • singing songs u learned in middle school language classes
  • the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

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androginking

when people try to assign roles to non-straight people and couples

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“Another fucking thing is when people assume I’m a gold star lesbian, because I dress more masculine…. If you only knew where my pussy has been [laughs hysterically] 

You know, when you see two gay dudes and one of them wears lip gloss, and the other one’s a masc4masc looking motherfucker, I guarantee you, the guy who wears lip gloss is probably controlling the relationship, I guarantee you.

‘But like, who’s the guy in the relationship, because I promise you, I can always tell.’ I promise you bitch, you can’t, you straight motherfucker! Stop trying to put roles in my relationships. You wrong, bitch.

People see me and my girl and they assume I’m a big bad top, and yeah that’s sometimes true, but uh, I’m an equal opportunity hoe, and uh, it ain’t always true, so- [laughs hysterically].

[high pitched mumbling] ‘The guy in the relationship-’ Trust me bitch, there is no guy. I dated men, I know what they’re like. We fight over the stupidest shit only women can fight about! Trust me, there’s two females here!”

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