Helena

In Mario Party 4′s Present Room, Shy Guy remarks that on Waluigi’s calendar, “every day is Sunday”. However, if you zoom in really close, you’ll see that Shy Guy is actually lying.

that son of a bitch

I dug out so many bones, but they were never my own.

" Even though it's getting worse, even though it's just as devastating as Al Shifa hospital being bombed, fewer people are talking about us. They've forgetten us"

These messages were sent by many Palestinians in different words.

Please don't stop talking about them.

Don't get distracted by the entertainment industry. Much more important things need your attention. Lives depend on it

Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl

[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

It will not bloom new flowers.

dude. don't say that.

solangelo fans. Dude. We need to stop making Will the pretty boy and Nico the insane bitch in the relationship. We need to switch the fucking roles. Will is TEXAN.

FOR REAL

Nico’s out there, looking like a classical painting, probably extremely polite and well behaved bc he was raised in a rich household in the 1930s (he may not remember but you bet this shit is internalized)

Meanwhile Will is running around looking like he got dressed by a colorblind toddler, his mom is a country singer so boy probably spent his childhood in dive bars. His friends are a Hermes kid and a Hecate kid, that’s some troublemaking material here. He went to Tartarus wearing cargo shorts. He saw a murderous half dead goth kid and thought “nice 😌”. That boy is INSANE

EXACTLY Like imagine a conversation like this: Nico: Will you can’t bring the gun to my father’s fine end diner. Will: self defense 🥺 Nico: ????

Columbia student flashes the peace sign after being beaten by riot police at an antiwar demonstration, April 1968

via reddit

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