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people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?
americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually
Me as a flight attendant living on military time and constantly adjusting for different time zones.....
I need it to really sink in that between the dog and the very young human, both of them are experiencing a kind of joy and delight they literally did not know was even possible before this.
That baby is very young and the dog has no instincts about the springy rubbery environments its ancestors didn’t encounter because they don’t exist. How rare is it, how splendid, to watch two souls on this Earth, so different and yet so alike in their joint delight over a source of joy that they’ve never experienced before
That is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.
ever so quietly losing my mind courtesy of maria popova
*screams into pillow*
Worth fancy dress inspired by Austrian folk costume ca. 1880
baby girl your kitchen floor is littered with garlic skins
die hard broken glass scene for dracula
Baby girl has filled the kitchen floor with garlic skins. To keep it real I fuck Dracula against the sink.
do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
You do that every morning???
EVERY MORNING.
wait
wait
is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons
no son
Wait, other countries don’t do this.
*whispers* Not even Russia
I remember when my dad had a conversation with me
because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)
and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”
and I said “why not?”
“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”
“oh. hitler.”
“exactly”
RE FUCKING TWEET
You don’t realize just how creepy it is until you are the only one not doing it
“oh. hitler.”
The pledge was adopted by congress in 1942. I wonder if there was anything going on in 1942???? Was anyone else brainwashing kids into nationalism around that time? I can’t remember.
Conservatives, who are okay with doing this, complain about “indoctrination” when teachers accurately teach about American history.
With deepest apologies to house cats, who at least put something good into the world.
99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?
Klingon tumblr is called tm’blarr and if you post a nipple they stab you
I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg
Gaslight that bitch straight into the asylum
Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.
their what now?
their ‘bussy’ you might say
i might not.
Costume designed by James Acheson for Glenn Close in Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
From the Sidney and Lois Eskenazi Museum of Art at Indiana University via Pattern
