YALL

KEITH IS SUCH A SOFT BOI???!!

SO PRECIOUS?!!? SON?!!

MUST PROTEC

Sniffles

For my wonderful beautiful outstanding and lovely friend who’s incredibly talented and funny, @403secret happy birthday 🎂🎉 Brooke felt so damn miserable. Her face felt like she fell asleep in the sun and her entire being felt gross from all the sweat and snot endlessly flowing. She had gotten sick suddenly, positive that it was from all the strain and stress she’d been putting on herself lately, and now she felt two seconds from death. She sniffled weakly and rubbed at her itchy nose with no relief before groaning into the leg she was laying on. Chloe glanced down and rolled her eyes, “If you get a drop of snot on my nice ass leggings-” Brooke groaned again and rolled over, now laying on her back with her eyes covered by her arm. Chloe frowned a bit at the pale complexion and the growing flush, but forgot about that when Brooke whined again, “Ugh, I won’t I won’t Chlo.” Chloe ran two fingers through Brooke’ s hair, stopping every now and then to take a knot out as painlessly as possible, “You didn’t have to sleep over if you were this sick. I can like- bring you home so you can stop being a whiny bitch” Brooke shook her head, peaking an eye out from under her arm and cringing at what little light broke through, “If I go home I’ll have to do like…chores or something” “Yeah. Fuck that.” Chloe stopped brushing Brooke’s hair and placed her fingers across the girls forehead. A quick flash of concern washed over her face, she instantly lost all amusement, “Wow you’re kinda…burning up.” “Am i?” Brooke sighed and placed her hand against her cheek, “Feels fine to me…” Brooke sniffled loudly and then curled up in Chloe’s lap to let out a series of sneezes. When she finished she sniffled again and held her abdomen with a little whine, “Ow…” She had been sneezing so much it got sore. Chloe sighed, “Get up, I’m thirsty.” “…Sorry Chlo.” Brooke scooted down the couch and off her lap, miserably sneezing down into the cushions and trying to catch it on her sleeve. Chloe gently tapped her knee to tell her it was alright before heading off to the kitchen and making Brooke some instant tea. When she came back with the cup in hand Brooke was sitting up, running a hand through her messy fizzy hair in attempt to make it calm down. She had her loose t-shirt knotted in the back to make a crop top, her fever making the sweat roll down her exposed stomach. Every now and then her nose would drip, when she noticed Chloe she blushed embarassed and hid her face. “Sorry Chloe I know you think it’s gross so-” “Yeah yeah here” Chloe handed her a tissue box that Brooke gladly accepted, adding to the growing pile of destroyed tissues in garbage cans. She sat next to Brooke who rested her head down on her shoulder and passed over the tea. Brooke smiled, holding the warmth so the steam hit her face, she hoped her sinuses would clear, “Mmm..wish I could smell it.” “Well lucky for you, so long as you don’t burn your tongue you can still taste” Chloe smiled, playing a new movie on Neflix for them to watch. Brooke hummed, feeling drowsy from only a few warm sips down her scratchy throat, “You’re the best.” I love you Chloe rested her head against Brooke’s, “I know.” I love you too

Frozen Yogurt for the throat

For my friend @403secret she’s the best and!! Love love!!

Chloe glanced down at her phone for must’ve been the thousandth time that day. Brooke hadn’t been texting back all day, Chloe didn’t want to admit it but she was honestly worried about the blond girl. Sure; the other had a strange means of fashion but she still had something about her that was absolutely adorable and perfect and- Chloe took a deep breath before she pulled on her shoes making the decision that she would go see Brooke. Maybe her phone died, or Brooke lost her phone. That had happened before, Brooke was good at losing objects. Thinking to herself she walked down the sidewalk towards pinkberry before she got both of the girls frozen yogurt. If brooke we’re mad then she’d love some frozen yogurt. But brooke wasn’t like that. She didn’t ignore someone purely because she was mad, no she tried to state her point and try to come to a conclusion, Chloe shook her head and quickened her pace, why was she thinking about Brooke like that?! Chloe shook her head on her and continued her walk. She glanced to her left and saw the beautiful house, there were flowers outside of all colors of the rainbow, Chloe gave herself a small smile she always felt more relaxed while at brooke’s house. She made her way to the front door and gave a knock, she waited for about thirty seconds before she gave another knock, this time she heard movement from the other side of the door and soon it was swinging open. Chloe stood in shock. Brooke looked like absolute shit, her cheeks were flushed and her hair was in a messy bun, strands falling out all over the place, “Oh..Hey, Chlo..” Brooke said her voice hoarse,”I lost my phone this morning,” she stopped to do a small cough,”I’m so sorry, I know you-” “You sound like shit,” Chloe stated and took off her shoes leaving them next to the door, “My throat..” Brooke started, “Shush, I brought pinkberry, i bet it’ll help,” Brooke gave a small smile before she slowly took her cup of frozen yogurt and the plastic spoon, “You’re the best Chloe,” Brooke whispered as she made her way to the couch and sat down, “Rest your voice,” Chloe said letting her voice soften as she turned on the tv so they could watch reruns of dance moms. “Thanks..” Brooke whispered, “No problem,” Chloe offered a small smile, taking another glance at brooke’s face she could tell something at that moment. Chloe knew that she was in love, and she knew she would need to confidence to tell Brooke. That moment wasn’t that moment, but at least she could feel Brooke slowly leaning against her and soon fall asleep as Abby screamed at the dancers on the television screen.

Anime/Manga - Sick Edition

I would like to thank @highwaytosickfics​ for letting me add to this lovely list, I only added like 3 animes haha but still…you are INCREDIBLE for keeping track of so many of these! This is a compilation of various animes/manga that have sick episodes or scenes in them. Enjoy!~

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hey guys look at this sick (pun intended) sn**ze fit i wrote in a po/kemo/n sneezefic when i was like ten

this is the best favorite fanfiction I’ve ever read

sneezekink

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okay what the fuck is this

I’m not even trying to shame anybody I just want logistics

Like, do you like to be sneezed on? Is the spray of nosegoblins what does it for you?

Or, like, is it a thing where you want to sneeze while you orgasm? Like “Yes Brad, shove that feather up my nose and that dongle up my lady cave!”? I mean, there are always those claims that sneezes feel the same as orgasms or have the same brain waves or some bullshit (I am clearly not well-versed in the science), so is a sneezekink where you’re just, determined to have the most extra climax possible? Like double orgasm powers?

Or do you like watching other things sneeze? Or making things sneeze? 

I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT GOING TO GOOGLE THIS BUT I’M PROB GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT IT MORE THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY. 

since we’re all sharing our tissue sayings I stole these from my work cuz they’re fucking sinful

I need Jesus after looking at this

I’m such a hoe for like,, indirect contagion?? Like oops, you also used that computer? Shit, I didn’t wash that spoon tho.. Like yes, direct contact is Good and Highly Encouraged but I want my OTP to accidentally get sick through INDIRECT CONTAGION.

all the little klance moments from season 3 that fueled my Soul

season three:

me, tears streaming down my face, polishing ‘best daughter award’: this is good