would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest
The people were not kidding when they said that the dungeon menshi tulpas that make you improve your life existed
Izutsumi
hey good news
there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"
Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet. They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.
They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.
Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
planes are mammals. to me
you understand my vision <3
(excellent tags by @circe-diana :3)
Mammal:
Flatfish, or perhaps some kind of ray:
YES!!!!!!!!!
I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'
I'm never going to come back from that
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
Both of these accounts still exist. I hope they see us peering into the corpse of their former selves.
Do you think theres ms paint on there
I'm going to lose
I'm throwing this in to the competition.
I have a confession when I was like 5 and couldn't hear very well I thought Preminger from barbie princess and the pauper was called "Predator" and then at target saw the movie "Alien vs. Predator" and tried to get my mother to buy it bc I thought it was the sequel
ALIEN VS PREMINGER
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