Cryptid From Kentucky

the circus was in town that day 🤡

happy lesbian visibility week to them

Sounds a bit unlikely.

Outstanding

this is like one of those scenes in anime where they put a drop of magic in the water and it gets purified, except the magic is people being people

I know she knows its a pot but I NEED to see her put it on her head like it’s a helmet like she’s mimicking Senshi

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

the number of y'all in the notes mentioning how good the choices are/how hard it is to choose got me preening like "i am going to get a good grade in neurodivergent/disabled, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve 😌"

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

this might be my favourite reaction to ttpd

enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)

it’s fine she’s good for it

happy fourth birthday dream smp jesus fucking CHRIST