Corroded Asexual

Has this been done yet? Haha I couldn't resist ;w; May replace with a sandwich or Herba Mystica in the future!

Sorry to anyone this happened to (I would be fuming) but I am howling at EA incompetently creating cursed jewellery by mistake.

Lemon shark 🍋🦈

People! We're making progress! The Fish Jacket will definitely be ready for spring :)

Patterns here

Great eared nightjar

this is a dragon

How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?

Those ARE great ears.

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

1969.........

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

That was the exact thought process behind this post

In Gotham:

“Riddle me this-”

“I like knock knock jokes better.”

In New York: 

Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex

Honestly I think Peter would have a lot of fun w The Riddler. Like “finally, someone who’s not throwing a car at my head. Whatcha got string bean I oughta keep my brain sharp for finals”

“Are you in college?”

“…Yes.”

This might just be the stupidest possible way to die in TOTK

i’m lmfao at this shit

also, jokes aside. someone read the sample for this, and, um... balleraggot...

no WAY does this book include a man walking in on a straight-almost kiss and proceeding to drop a version of the f slur.

"chemommy" ...........

Edit: happy to report that this excerpt is fake according to GoodReads and Twitter so while there is a very real subset of straight white romance that likes to pretend it's oppressed, none of them contain the words chemommy or balleragot. At least not in relation to this books.

My friend just started playing BG3 and he made this character I'm-

And yes, he's a Bard.

There's been a poll bracket going on YouTube for a while now about who's the coolest Pokemon Gym Leader and the 2 finalists make sense but put together are fucking hilarious

Yakuza boss vs Greg from Sprint Mobile who will win

Playing dead

horsegirl Lae'zel has begun to spread the gospel

+bonus