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“not an ogre, i think”

@alurea-actually-a-prince / alurea-actually-a-prince.tumblr.com

fabulous killjoy
al james ~ he/him
icon by the wonderful @fandergecko
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there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

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a-good-omen

“gays go to hell” factoid actually just statistical error. average gay goes to heaven. Gay Castiel, who was sent to super mega ultra hellx1000 after confessing gayness, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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bajn

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

Okay well it’s 2:04am, September 28th, 2017. This is about to be queued for a year. I LITERALLY MISSED IT BY TWO HOURS.

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

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mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I’ve had this queued since May of last year xD

this has been queued,,,,,,,,, for almost a year

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introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

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ironhide
Liking fictional killers who aren’t real and never actually harmed anyone:
Liking real life killers who murdered innocent people:
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Being interested in serial killer psychology, wanting to understand their motives for such horrific actions:
Headcanoning them, shipping them, fangirling for them like they’re some anime boys or k-pop idols:
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rejisol

Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up

Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.

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uozlulu

Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts

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vorpalgirl

….well this is a psa that needs to go around

I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently

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