Bendy: Friendships should be 50/50. Felix makes us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty
Felix: Stop eating the cussing ingredients!
Felix, in visible distress: Boris, he’s in my spot
Boris, to Cuphead: Yeah, see, here’s the thing; When you leave, we still have to live with him.
Cuphead: I don’t care, I’m taking a stand… Metaphorically.
Felix: Fine. Strike 3
Cuphead, mockingly: Ooh, strike 3!
Felix: …
(Scene skips, Cuphead storming out of house)
Cuphead: I’m banished?! What the cuss kind of stardust is that?!
Felix: I hate you sometimes.
Bendy: Well according to this picture Boris drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Felix: Bendy, you drew that.
Bendy: It doesn't matter.
Oswald: why the cuss is Felix in a tree?
Sheba: I chased him with a stick and now he won’t come down.
Felix: I LIVE WITH THE BIRDS NOW. CAW CAW SHMUCKS.
Cuphead: Are you drinking that coffee?
Felix: Yeah, why?
Cuphead:
Felix:
Felix, slowly setting the mug down in discomfort:
Boris, in court: That’s interesting, you know why?
Judge: Why?
Boris: Because, *Sprints out the door.*
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Cuphead: dude, are you serious?
Bendy: no I'm bendy.
Cuphead: dude. Are you kidding-
Bendy: I said I'm bendy.
Cuphead: And remember, it's never a war crime the first time!
Holly: Wha-!?
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Chapter 75:
Bendy: Why are you being so nice all of a sudden? You’ve practically been doting on me… It’s freaking me out, not gonna lie.
Cuphead: Oh come now, me being kind isn’t that strange, is it?
Bendy: …
Bendy: Yes. It really fucking is.
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Boris: why parents busy in yo room like they tryna catchya cheatin on them with another pair of parents or something
Felix + Ozzy getting ready to infiltrate the bbros room once more
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Felix: at my funeral, I want a giant game of Kahoot about my life and whoever wins gets my will
The rest of the crew:
Alice trynna help bendy out of embarrassment:
Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate... There is no rain without the thunder *puts a hand on Bendy's shoudler in sincerness*
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(ok last one)
Bendy: I don't think a therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during the first session, but here we are.
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Mugman: :)
Cuphead: >:(
Mugman: turn that frown upside down!
Cuphead: ):<
Mugman: I honestly don't know what I was expecting.
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