THE AVENGERS (2012) dir. Joss Whedon

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Rain and Trees and Sunshine

dan: very sarcastically “fanservices” us about how he borrowed phil’s jacket

me: equally sarcastically, except kind of seriously, writes a fic based on it

Summary: Phil lends Dan his jacket.

Word count: 2k

Genre: pure fluff

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Flip a Coin

Summary: In which Dan and Phil go to a christian boarding school, have no idea how sex works, and decide to give it a try anyway. [can you tell i like writing embarrassing + nervous first times?]

Word Count: 3.7k

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take me out to the ball game

Summary: Dan finds himself shown on the kiss-cam with the man he’s just decided he hates. [based on a prompt i received from an anon months ago!]

Word Count: 1.2k

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this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

Thought I would just share this beautiful spideypool moment with you all.

@decepticonsensual

can every spiderman cosplayer do a flip????

It’s the spidey suit. It gives the wearer spidey powers

the entire show and i love it

Adhd brain: Can’t write because too quiet, instrumental music is not stimulating enough 🙃🙃

Also Adhd brain: Can’t write because listening to words is too distracting and you will sing along to every song and pay detailed attention to every lyric 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

My 4 year old nephew loves to paint his nails. Any time he sees someone wear nail polish he asks if he can have some too. The most difficult part is getting him to decide what color, because he he wants all of them.

Nail polish is for everyone.

The kid’s favorite football player responded with support.

THISSSSS

let the boy wear nail polissshh

cheesy teen movie vibes… I’ve been listening to too much 2000s pop punk and needed an outlet

A Wizard’s Misgivings Masterlist

Summary:  Dan Howell’s entire family has been in Slytherin, and there’s no doubt he’d supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does’t exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he’s usually just horrendously mean to them. Oh, and they happen to get cursed and can’t touch!

TW: at the beginning of each chapter

Genre: there’ll be fluff, angst, and smut (later when they’re older) so it’ll be awesome

Word Count: 69k

click here to read on ao3!

chapter 1

chapter 2

chapter 3

chapter 4

chapter 5

chapter 6

chapter 7

chapter 8

chapter 9

chapter 10

chapter 11

chapter 12

chapter 13

chapter 14

chapter 15

epilogue

cool art that people have made: x  x  x  x  x  x  x

A Wizard’s Misgivings: Epilogue

this is the end! i’ll be sappy at the end of this post <3

Word Count: 829

link to masterlist

also, click here if you’d like to read on ao3 (or comment there)

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