i need a very tiny leash and collar so i can walk my alcohol molecule

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

it’s 5:41 in the morning L A D S. 

it’s time to post fat tiger

man fuck math. if you know a number fuck you

There’s a number in your url

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)

Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”

Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat

Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!

I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

actual things that happened in season five:

Snout

Snout

Let it all out

These are the things we can do with snouts

Come on

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

it worked

Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱

Dawww

Have some lucky power plant strawberry kitten :3

I had to draw it :’3

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

lance: hey lotor do you take constructive criticism on your poetry

lotor: yeah go ahead

lance: it fucking sucks

Lotor, in s5: [speaks]

Lance: 

season 5…..was A Time™