we're so lucky to get to eat so many staple grains tbh. like in early history you'd have to just eat what grew around you on a day to day basis like if you were born in asia hope you like rice if you were born in northern europe hope you like einkorn wheat. but i'm gonna eat rice AND wheat AND oats today. fabuloso
every day wake up & remind yourself you are an animal
you are a big clumsy mammal on a big clumsy earth. it's easy to think you've done something gross or uniquely bizarre but you're just a mammal. you get acne & dead skin falls off your body all the time. any kind of touch is stimulating. your teeth get loose & the way your fat sits changes & we act just like cats or orangutans or parrots. don't forget this. it's endearing to pretend you're looking in from the outside: all the little behaviors we share because we're looking for a warm rock to bask on or a beautiful flower to pick & press. every day wake up & remind yourself you are an animal
Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
Glossary of Terms:
Brayette
Chausses
Voider
having worked in the seasonal wildlife field I can tell u the most realistic thing about BG3 is when you put a group of absolute strangers together in the woods for six months you can indeed wander from tent to tent at night and be told absolutely the most unhinged facts about their lives and tragic backstories they wouldn’t even share with their closest friends and family back home and then everyone just goes to bed
Astarion’s vampire reveal and anything Shadowheart has to say about Shar frankly pales in comparison to whatever some guy named Cody from Snohomish will tell you about his first Americorps posting
This post is rly freaking out everyone from Snohomish. Have to assume y’all also met Cody.
me and my cavalier saw you from across the ancient decaying palace atrium and we completely fucking hate your vibe
from what i understand dungeon meshi is about hairy man panty shots shirtless blonde women grasping hands and looking into eachothers eyes and middle aged union men who look like twelve year olds
THANK YOU. and the autism knight
not gonna lie. this might be their worst recipe
I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events
My favorite words are Fun Fact and Did you know
something i've noticed. people seem to think the most nature-y nature is forests. so forests are always prioritized for conservation, and planting trees is synonymous with ecological activism. my state was largely prairies and wetlands before colonization. those ecosystems are important too. trees aren't the end-all be-all of environmentalism. plant native grasses. protect your wetlands.
deserts also!!! it sucks so bad that people think of desert as 'wasteland' just because it's not suited for western european style ag development, they're beautiful and delicate and valuable ecosystems and, i think it's good to point out that humans have been living willingly in them for thousands of years
it is my hope and dream that everyone on tumblr can go outside and visit a gay bar or go to a queer event and see that our community is very beautiful and very diverse and that half the internet discourse isn’t real
queer people outside will have genders that are so unreal and don’t fit in boxes and will call themselves words that online discourse deems unacceptable and will be so resistant to being boxed in and will be so free, it is so so beautiful and human
no but literally trying to describe the premise of the raven cycle to people is so embarrassing it’s like. It’s YA fearuring high schoolers (red flag) who are private school boys (red flag) and one girl (BIGGER red flag that says “bechdel test? unlikely”) who’s kinda quirky (“not like other girls” red flag) who’s not psychic but she wants to be and she’s supposed to kiss and/or kill one of the guys (apparent heterosexuality red flag) who wears sperries and khakis (BIGGEST RED FLAG) and also all the guys are kinda in love with each other but not always explicitly (queerbaiting red flag) and there’s a quest to find this dead welsh guy and a lot of magic that’s also a metaphor (pretentious red flag) & a lot of homoerotic descriptions of cars. anyway it’s my favorite series and -
yeah cocaine sounds alright i guess but have you ever tried being a gay 14 year old reading this line for the first time
i think about them
apologies in advance it appears that my yearly raven cycle hyperfixation has defrosted and i'll going a little silly thinking abt these books for the next few weeks