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It's a Coup!

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Adventures of a slightly maddened woman.
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inter paradisum et infernum, E, Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood, 40k in 6 chapters posted weekly

Second chapter is up! Sneak peek:

“I thought after hearing you preach, I’d understand better what way God made you,” Vash says. His arms are crossed, and he leans heavier into the wall as he looks up into the dim rafters, as if God lurks there in readiness to give a detailed accounting of Nicholas’ various ways. “But now, I think I understand less.” Vash shoulders himself off the wall, arms dropping down, and advances down the aisle towards Nicholas. Nicholas tries not to think of it as the opening charge of a battle. “So here I am thinking, what’s hidden in the depths underneath that pretty sermon?”

Nicholas bites down a snarl as he raises his eyes to the ceiling. The question feels mocking, given how Nicholas had cracked open his chest and allowed his secret shame to flow out. As flat as he can, he says, “Things that are meant to stay hidden.” 

“All things come to the light eventually,” Vash says, too close. Nicholas jerks his head down to see Vash standing before him, glowing under the sunbeam that kisses Nicholas’ back. “I’m surprised you don’t know that, Father.”

Nicholas should disengage, should give a serene smile and tell him the ways of God are mysterious and walk away like a good pastor. But the horns of war have been blown, and Nicholas is shit at ignoring their call. “Tell me, what’s hidden in your depths that must come to light? Or are you asking me to speak on what you’re unwilling to say yourself?”

 They stare at each other for a long moment, Nicholas’ face in shadow and Vash’s in the light. “Perhaps I am,” Vash finally concedes.

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inter paradisum et infernum, E, Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood, 40k in 6 chapters posted weekly

“My business is the pursuit of peace and love,” Vash says. Nicholas lets out a loud bray of laughter. “What?!"

Nicholas snickers, not even bothering to attempt politeness any longer. “Love and peace is a funny pursuit when you share a name with a man that’s shot so many bullets he’s earned sixty thousand Union dollars on his head."

Vash cocks his head at Nicholas, and his eyes wander down to the gun at Nicholas’ hip before flicking back upwards. “Ah, but Father,” he says piously, “I’m sure you know first-hand how the path of peace requires much of us all.”

Nicholas narrows his eyes and wishes for a cigar. Vash stares back with wide, innocent eyes. It’s infuriating; it’s delicious; it makes Nicholas want to prod at him until he finds what’s hidden underneath. Anybody could be fooled by that face, by that careful expression, by that deliberate and rehearsed body language, but Nicholas wasn’t anybody, and he wasn’t fooled.

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Between heaven and hell lies a small town deep in the Texas desert. When a stranger blows in on the wind, it's up to Father Wolfwood to decide what to do about him.

Hi. I'm alive. Turns out I wasn't the problem, and I got rid of what was. So now I have the mental and emotional space to write again! And it's gonna be all Trigun, all the time for a while. Chapter 1 is up and will be updated weekly for 6 weeks.

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hi hello your local cryptid fic author has returned writing in yet another random fandom etc, etc, but more importantly, may I present: OG Trigun Vashwood soulmates fix-it AU! I really don’t know if this is Anything but hey at least I’m 29k in and... mostly having fun with it.

(shh no tristamp spoilers, it’s taking me forever to watch it because every four minutes I have to pause until the heart palpitations stop)

The echoes of gunshots in May City were long gone as the suns drifted towards the horizon. The city had fallen into a shamed silence in the wake of the failure to take the bounty-- except for in front of Clair’s restaurant, where screams resonated through the air.

“No, please!” Vash yodeled as small hands grasped and prodded and bent. “Fearsome bounty hunters, spare me please! I don’t want to die!” Vash twisted deftly between the little bodies to stop one terror from bending his elbow too far back, which also thankfully got his knee out of stomping range of another. Sheesh, these ones were vicious. 

“Stop resisting, Vash the Stampede!” Kevin yelled. He had a smear of powdery dirt across his forehead, which supposedly marked him as their leader. “We’re taking you in for the sixty billion double dollars!”

“Anything but that! Mercy!”

“Mercy is right! I-- OW!” Wolfwood yelped. “That doesn’t bend that way, you little terrorist! Stop it!”

“You stop resisting arrest!” a ferocious and tiny girl piped back at him. “Then we won’t have to hurt you!”

“What do we do next, boss?” another pint-sized gangster asked.

Kevin put his finger to his chin in a show of thought. “Tie ‘em up together!” he declared, which was met with a chorus of “yup, okay, you got it boss” in varying volumes and levels of enthusiasm.

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acelessthan3

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

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Concepts for Cohort Uniforms as modeled by the Second House Scion Judith Deuteros

I’m a costume designer by trade and the problem of how to design an entire military wing of a disco for a necromancer society in space was just too tempting to pass up. I took inspiration from modern US navy, regency era naval officers, sci-fi space suits, and bones.

Anything red on Jody would be the house color for whatever soldier wore it, rough examples in the third image.

At Canaan, Marta and Judith would both wear the top middle which is designated for OF 3-6 (lieutenants commander, captains, etc.) though Jody has the “cursory” necro robe because I couldn’t resist.

Jody would have been 14 when she last wore the red junior division uniforms m (but I didn’t want to draw a new model lol) and the blue is also what Isaac and Jeannemary would have worn prior to Canaan. This is because the thought of child soldiers in little naval capes makes me cry so it felt right.

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cubur
You bring colors to this bleak my world… @snsmonth22  - Day27

(And the winner of the award who completes the prompt at the latest goes to… x))

Well, though there are a few more prompts I want to do, I’m ending it here. I still draw pretty slow idk why, also I have some work to do. So, thanks to all the artists who contributed during the month of October and everyone who hasn’t stopped supporting me!I just hope one day there will be an snstober where I can complete all the days💦

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patroklos52

In 1909, the biologist Jakob von Uexküll noted that every animal exists in its own unique perceptual world — a smorgasbord of sights, smells, sounds and textures that it can sense but that other species might not. These stimuli defined what von Uexküll called the Umwelt — an animal’s bespoke sliver of reality. A tick’s Umwelt is limited to the touch of hair, the odor that emanates from skin and the heat of warm blood. A human’s Umwelt is far wider but doesn’t include the electric fields that sharks and platypuses are privy to, the infrared radiation that rattlesnakes and vampire bats track or the ultraviolet light that most sighted animals can see.

The Umwelt concept is one of the most profound and beautiful in biology. It tells us that the all-encompassing nature of our subjective experience is an illusion, and that we sense just a small fraction of what there is to sense. It hints at flickers of the magnificent in the mundane, and the extraordinary in the ordinary. And it is almost antidramatic: It reveals that frogs, snakes, ticks and other animals can be doing extraordinary things even when they seem to be doing nothing at all.

~ Ed Yong, NY Times Opinion, 6-21-22

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Old English is a language option on ao3 now????

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valquainton

@professorsparklepants Oh my goodness! I checked the category, and it has 16 stories - 15 of which probably just assumed it was another spelling of 'english'. But one absolute MADMAN took it on and wrote possibly the only fanfic in Old English - because they could! And I for one, salute them <3

"AO3 has had an Old English language category for a minute, but none of the fic in it is in Old English, which I think is a crying shame. I'm not sure if anyone has posted fic in Old English before in, uh, all of human history, so I figured how better to inaugurate fic in the (arguable) origin of the English language than with the (arguable) origin of modern fanfiction?

This is the most unbelievably niche thing I have done in my entire life, and the category is competitive. Chapter 1 is the fic; Chapter 2 is a translation and translator's commentary, meant for an audience of non-Old English speakers. I love this language and its wildly homoerotic and emo poetry very deeply—if your primary reaction to a fanfiction in Old English is "why the sweet hell would you do this" a) you are right but b) I do want you to have a good time wondering with me how Captain Kirk would describe advanced computational technology in a language designed mainly for medieval men who are horse girls.

I'm hugely indebted to Bosworth-Toller's Anglo-Saxon Dictionary Online, and use their formatting for long vowels and palatalized C and G. The last time I was actively studying this language was 2017, and my grammar is certainly atrocious—corrections very welcome."

@fremedon​ Surely you’ve seen this already.

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