why are british people always so mad when people make jokes about their accents. sorry you say yewchube. it’s funny though innit

@normaliseme <3

Eat my arsehole

confidants.

@sevenofreds @golden-woosh @zyggie @xen0funk

I LOVE ALL OF Y'ALL SO SHUSH.

LOVE Y'ALL @yangirebananaboat @shadowsinmyroomsblog @normaliseme

NYET

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

I MAILED SOME COPIES OF MY BOOK TO ENGLAND AND IT COST ME AN EXTRA THREE DOLLARS TO PAY THE GROUP OF VOLES IN BELLHOP UNIFORMS THAT MANAGE THEIR SHIPPING

@normaliseme

There's so many places like that dear god

@normaliseme

I got ID'd buying paracetamol @sevenofreds

@normaliseme

You fuckin better

Fight me

I will, bring it

I'll tickle you motherfuck

:0

You wouldn't

Try me bith

Fight me

I will, bring it

I'll tickle you motherfuck

Fight me

Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.

The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….

Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels.  But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right.  I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.

can I just say that the Christmas Vampire is infinitely preferable to the Elf on the Shelf

@normaliseme We’re doing this

You fuckin know it @sevenofreds

@normaliseme

I might~

i am sometimes amazed at the things britain considers food

on a semi-related note, apparently bangers and mash is over 1,600 years old

:0 @normaliseme

Is it???

Would not surprise me

Agdjsoqgdia

I do like me some sausage

Broke: Coming out of the closet

WOKE: Containment Breach

It's anarchy in the streets. The weaboos, the theorists, and the tin hatters expected to find aliens in Area 51...only to inadvertently release all of the gays. Unable to handle no longer being a majority, the homophobes go into hiding, planning a doomed to fail revolution when the gays least expect it.

All will fall before the gay agenda™

They can no longer be contained

And they've taken the world by storm

(@yangirebananaboat @dontpokesticksatlivedragons @normaliseme how's my writing?)

Queer-in-Chief, that's you~

i am sometimes amazed at the things britain considers food

on a semi-related note, apparently bangers and mash is over 1,600 years old

:0 @normaliseme

Is it???

Would not surprise me

Hearing “I’m so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really does lift a lot of weight off of you.

@normaliseme I’m so proud of you <3

Nooooooo

i cant believe we will witness queen elizabeths death the food and the drinks are on me btw

if we think hard enuf we can make it come true

Anyone going to explain why around 1.100 people on Tumblr want Queen Elizabeth of England to die? I'm genuinely clueless about why she must die and why that would be a happy occasion. Did she get cancelled without me knowing about it?

This is directed mostly at you @fuckglossier come explain your post

colonialism

"did she get cancelled" LOOOOL

@normaliseme As an actual Brit, the fuck's up with this? XD

She's just sort of always been around, and it feels like it's kind of a given that she always will be...