@far-beyond-normal / far-beyond-normal.tumblr.com
having adhd and trying to watch a tv show or movie that geniunely interests you but is plot heavy & slow paced like
perhaps this is why i like art films/films which don’t rely on plot/read more as visual poetry
Eugene gets me
I am free
Dear diary
I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?
me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?
me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.
me:
me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.
guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!
me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.
me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.
my boss: Wait, what?
me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.
boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?
me:
me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!
Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?
Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.
Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.
Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.
Her stupid ass
take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself
GUYS TEAM GO ROCKET TOOK OVER THE OFFICIAL POKÉMON GO TWITTER-
-and apparently cares about mental health and self care....
someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump
what if it was mario you utter fool
you mean to tell me a wolf carved this door
That explains why there’s a wolf on it.
Talented wolf.
Portrait of the artist as a young wolf.
Please..tumblr.. stop reccomending me horny comics.. I’m begging you
Hey I have some awful news
When Tumblr staff bans tiddies but a furry-on-human porn comic ad is okay
Happy birthday Sailor Moon!!!
1994-2002 generation put your hands up
