YOU’RE OUT OF TOUCH 🕺IM OUT OF TIME 🕰 (but im out of my head when you’re not around)

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

You’ve never been a hero.

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strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tea

girl it’s milk

welcome to my kitchen...

we have nothein… i’m hengry as heil…

today's plot streams were like the cask of amontillado if the jester kept eating through the bricks

fuck my ass for more daily minecraft videos

What's gender?

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

*does a hit of poppers but you look a little closer and it’s pure vanilla extract*

*gets less kinky as a result*

How dare you be funnier than me

How dare YOU be prettier than me

What are we

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

tired of these weak ass naps…. time to level up bitch put me in a coma 

spotify is like "this year you listened to 388 genres!" & then it's just 388 different names for indie pop

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

watership down clones are the highest form of art and in my opinion there should be at least one young adult book series thats a dark political drama for every species on earth

gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…