Posts a bug would make

Getting thrown around

Fell off a counter

Stuck inside a light

i love paw patrol discourse theyre simultaneously little dogs that go woof and are also horrible tools of the state

robert pattinson about his batman: this is an on fire trashcan

everyone who wants battinson to have a robin, including robert himself: could be a nursery....

What the fuck are “oscars”

Suddenly I love the Oscars

“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”

you go to pet kirby and it feels like a grown man’s bald head

*gives you these*

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the wording of this title is so fun. caught in the act, the whore

Everything so funny when you're with your most beloved friends

Happiness disease

utterly obsessed with this bubble tea place

“the slug is homophobic” “the slug is closeted” “the slug is having a gay awakening” NO.

The expression on the slug’s face is one of apathy and disappointment. The slug is an out and proud gay who is upset with Disney’s tokenization of the lgbtq community, along with the onslaught of “first gay Disney character” articles. The slug is disappointed by the two second Star Wars lesbian kiss, but is not surprised. The slug is ALL OF US.

He's a little fucked up but I love him 🤧

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