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carlos david valdes, 31 years old & the father of a 4 year old girl named hallie grace valdes - (born; march 14th, 2016). i have a fur baby named peanut valdes, actor & singer-songwriter. cisco ramon on the flash. - [not the real carlos]
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I’m just trying to figure out if I should start watching Christmas Chronicles, because I didn’t watch last years and I know the second one just came out, so I’m wondering if I should watch it, since I’ve heard it’s a good movie, so I think I’ll watch it since I’ve been in the mood to watch something festive. 
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My daughter saw the first movie was on Netflix but we never actually watched it because she’s been watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas over and over for the past few weeks. She loves the movie for Grinch but who wouldn’t? He’s hilarious and I always watch it for him myself. I heard about your baby, congratulations to you and Colby.

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Anyone else’s huge, mangy mutt hog all the covers when the weather is colder than normal? Swear I wake every morning to her wrapped like a burrito in all the blankets. Maybe I sleep swaddle her and do not even realize. There has to be a better way because I thought I was done with sharing my covers over a year ago. Any who, ‘ello, I am Liam the better looking Hemsworth brother. Do not let Chris try to convince you other wise. @hfrpstarters
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My tiny pup is always getting under the covers with me and rolling around to get comfy. He seriously gets himself all comfy-cozy but takes most of my blanket. I always get cold but I fix it so we’re both warm. Maybe you do? You think you’re swaddling a baby in your dream but it’s actually your dog? That’d be crazy. You could get the pup her own blanket? Hello, Liam. I’m Carlos. Oop. I haven’t talked to Chris but dang. Savage.

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does anyone else feel like they haven’t seen the sunlight properly in a few days now? maybe into weeks at this point, i couldn’t say for sure. maybe i’m just being dramatic, but i don’t think i know who i am outside of netflix anymore. i just watched all of glow in a couple of days, which is great because it’s an amazing show, but now i’ve just learned there was supposed to be a season four which has been cancelled, so now i’m very sad. it’s been a real rollercoaster of emotion today. how has everyone else been coping with these winter lazies? or what have you been up to in general? please talk to me about anything that will distract me from the committed relationship i’m developing with my couch. @hfrpstarters
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i honestly can never sit down too much because i have a four year old and she’s always making me get up to play tea party or something. however, her and i watched julie and the phantoms so i’ve been singing the songs in my head all the time, she really loved the show. i cried at some of it. it broke me. especially when luke sang the song ‘unsaid emily’. before i adopted hallie though, i was very lazy when i was on breaks. i love laziness but i wouldn’t change anything hallie and i do for the world, she’s amazing.

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I do please help me. Like I got you something, so did Ellie and Hux. Then I got Hallie things, same thing Ellie and Hux. I do that with all my friends and family, so  yeah I need to back off.  I buy myself something maybe once in a while. I donate to make me not feel as bad about it all. Oh please help I’m so behind with gifts. 
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Awe, really? Thank you so much. We got you, Ellie, and Hux stuff as well. We wrapped them already. When I say we, I mean me and Hallie put the tape on it. I wrapped some of Hallie’s but since she’s with me all the time I can barely get the chance to wrap them all. There’s a whole lot, I spoiled her. Not, not necessarily. Maybe just not buy a whole lot at one time, you know? You’re allowed to buy yourself something. I love donating to kids charities and things like that. Of course! I’m always up to help. I have tons of wrapping paper, I can bring mine and pick up some more if you need me to?

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You see, this is why you’re my favorite. Not only do you have great taste, but you’re hilarious as well. Actually, that gives me an amazing idea! And who doesn’t enjoy a nice guitar? I just wish it wasn’t so expensive. How do you feel about acoustic guitars?
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Great taste in people? Absolutely. Thank you, man. You’re hilarious too, and a gorgeous fella. You don’t have to get me anything expensive, KJ. I’ll seriously take anything that isn’t expensive. You can buy me bars of soap and I’ll appreciate it like that kid who got an avocado for Christmas. I’m not picky, man. I love acoustic guitars though, I collect all types of guitars and play them all. So I’d love one but if you can’t get it, I’ll take a fruit basket or something. An avocado.
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How much is too much? I’m getting way to into online shopping lately. Like my kids both are more than enough.  But I also do a thing when I buy two of each gift to donate them. Then for my friends and family so many gifts. Along with donations to shelters. It’s my way to make my family and friends happy and help out.  But now I have too much stuff, like amazon came the other day and I almost couldn’t get out my door.  So I may need some help, to stop buying and help wrapping.  @hfrpstarters

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I think if you have to ask, Mel...it may be too much. I’m kidding. Though, online shopping is absolutely easy to go all out on because I do the same thing when it comes to Hallie. And actually myself as well, only clothes and music. Maybe Amazon Prime movies or episodes. Oh my goodness, what all did you buy though? Besides things to donate. That couldn’t have been all of it. Good grief. I’ll help you wrap some stuff, I am a master wrapper. Professional gift wrapper.

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Carlos! My dear, dear Carlos. Santa is here to ask you if you’ve been a good boy this year, and what you might have on your Christmas list? 

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Oh, look who it is. It’s a beautiful gift from the lord above. I do mean Santa, because he’s up North. Another guitar, I love guitars. But since they’re expensive you don’t have to get that. I’ll take guitar picks, some really cool ones.

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candice: absolutely, yes, 100% 😊 awww my girl! i'm always /sooo/ excited to see her. she truly is my sunshine on a cloudy day 💛 i just love her to bits. you know, i haven't actually seen all of 'em... scandalous, i know! sooo i think we should watch one every night, in chronological order, it'll be like.. our little tradition 😊 pfft that's a total lie but you're so sweet to say that, and i wouldn't expect anything less from you, you're always the absolute sweetest; never fail to bring a smile to my face, los.
carlos: awesome! now i'm excited! :) you're not so excited to see me? i'm hurt. haha. i'm kidding. she is though, she's my light so i know what you're saying. she loves you to bits to, seeing her run to you every time she sees you makes it so obvious. haha. ooh, i'm tellin' on you. xD tellin' all the avengers and such. haha. i'm kidding, we'll get cha there. nobody has to know. xD of course, i'm happy to do that. i've stocked up on the snacks and we're ready to go. it'll be amazing to have this tradition. :) it is not a lie, not from my perspective. i completely believe that you look gorgeous regardless, candi.
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This will be my first time doing this but who else is madly obsessed with shoes? And I’m not talking about the fact you want to wear Louis Vuitton or anything like that. I mean obsessed as in everytime you see someone walking past you in the street, at the café while you’re waiting for your latte with a heart shaped on top and a chocolate chips cookie, when you go to the grocery store and stand in the queue so you start viewing people ahead of you and beside you but the sight goes directly to their feet. I know this is a growing problem because it’s been lingering over the years. One advice a friend told me was to imagine they’re barefoot but it’s worse because feet are ugly, who’s with me? Now you’ve found out your favourite Slytherin has some weird kink going on, but I promise apart from that I’m a normal dull bloke that besides doing duets on TikTok he doesn’t do huge thing. Hey, I’m Tom. @hfrpstarters
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Oop, you’re a shoe man? In love with shoes? You’ve got a fetish, man. It’s a fetish. I’m sorry to tell you this, but what you’re describing sounds like a fetish. Not necessarily a foot fetish, but a shoe fetish. Feet are definitely ugly, man. Except tiny kid feet, those are cute feet. My daughter’s feet are the cutest little feet and I love to get her the cutest little socks. They’re so small. So are her shoes. They’re adorable. But seeing very tiny baby shoes and socks is amazing. It makes me want to adopt another kid. It’s nice to meet you, Tom. I don’t know you. Not at all. Who are you again? You look familiar. Did we work together? Hm.

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mel: I think ellie loves her, a big sister thing is so cute. I cant wait till they both are older can really bound.
mel: I can help you out and just buy everything for her next party. Just think of Huxs first birthday it's going be over the top. with me then Chris planning? it will be wild XD
los: Oh, yeah! Hallie and Ellie, their names even match. It's adorable. They'll be sista friends for life. xD they bond now, over cupcakes and disney films. Haha.
los: You don't have to buy everything, just help me think of a theme. It's in March so we have time. After going to Ellie's party she's now asking me when her next party is. It's adorable. Ooh, yes. Zoo themed? Jungle themed? Haha. You say wild, now I think 'in the wild' theme. xD
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Tinashe: I mean, hey. Pickle juice isn't for everyone. I think it takes a special kind of person to be able to handle it. I just happen to be one of them. Haha. Ew, I don't like spicy pickles, surprisingly. Dill pickles are the best.
Tinashe: I'm very glad to hear that! Aw, how old is your kid? I'll bet she's adorable!
Carlos: Hey, now. I'm a special kinda person. ...did that make me sound bad? Haha. Like, crazy kinda? Because that's not what I meant. Is pickle juice, the juice of champions? Because I always thought it was orange juice. That I drink all the time. However, I do love to eat the sweet pickles. Those sweet pickles are somethin' else.
Carlos: Hallie is 4 years old, going on 5. Well, she'll be 5 in March. Haha. She's already planning her birthday party after being at her new best friend's party.
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candice: hey you! yeees 😊 let's make it happen! the sooner the better. you know i'm never too busy for my two favorite people in the world so whatever day is good for you is good for me. should we start from the beginning with captain america? i've actually never watched them in chronological order before so that could be fun, but i already know i'll need a box of kleenex nearby.. 😢
carlos: we can make it happen starting tomorrow maybe? if you don't already have plans? 😊 hallie is really excited that she'll get to see you soon. again. haha. definitely, i mean we don't necessarily have to but it could be good. i have but i also just watch the ones i enjoy more. haha. i'll buy you some kleenex, candi. you'll still look gorgeous either way though. crying or not. 😊
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