What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

Mycroft: Do you think I’m uptight?

John: Your shirt is unbuttoned.

Mycroft: [gasps in horror] …Wait, my shirt doesn’t have buttons.

John: Next question.

Jim: Can the sarcasm, Seb.

Sebastian: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Rosie : (slyly) Do you want a hug?

Mycroft : (suspicious) No

Rosie : Did you even hear what I said?

Mycroft : Yes

Rosie : What did I say then?

Mycroft : Do you want a hug?

Rosie : Well if you insist

Sherlock: Don’t worry, John, I’m fine.

John: You got shot, Sherlock, you’re not fine.

Sherlock: I’ve been shot before. So have you, right?

John: It’s not like you build up an immunity to gunshot wounds.

Molly: What have we always said is the most important thing?

Eurus: Mac and cheese.

Molly: Friendship.

Eurus: Oh, right. Friendship. I thought you meant of the things you eat.

Greg: Okay, guys. Let’s settle this. [points to Anderson’s shirt] What color is this?

John: Grey?

Sherlock: It’s light grey.

Sally: It’s grey.

Greg: Okay. Now tell them what color you think it is.

Anderson [very quietly]: Dark white…

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

Men are fascinating

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

“I’ll give you a tip though – watch him run. It’s always hilarious. Stop it, pause it and go back. It’ll be worth it every time.” - Armando Iannucci.

How to Run - by A Penguin with it’s Arse on Fire Peter Capaldi

Peter Capaldi, the Graceful Gazelle™

I had to defend my girlfriend’s honor today.

Biphobes can eat shit.

PURIFY

BIPHOBIC PURIFICATION IN PROGRESS

I just really love when fictional characters have photoshoots as if they were real….then I had …an idea™

Attention

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re 13

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re 80

Your asexuality is valid even if you’ve been sexually abused

Your asexuality is valid even if you’ve had sex before

Your asexuality is valid even if you’ve never tried sex

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re on the aromantic spectrum

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re NOT on the aromantic spectrum

Your asexuality is valid even if you like sex

Your asexuality is valid even if you’re neurodivergent

Your asexuality is valid.