i got you love

5 — Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip.

bold of you to assume it would be bill. he’d consider himself lucky if he were to remember packing something besides underwear and socks, he’s quite alright having one [1] pair of jorts and a plaid shirt (both currently on him). he surely does remember to pack his juul charger and an extra set of mint pods.

eddie though, he doesn’t play. he thinks four, five, eight steps ahead, he washes his and bill’s entire wardrobe two days before their departure for, let’s say, ben’s summer house, irons everything, folds neatly into the closet and then decides what he’s gonna pack. he ends up stuffing two backpacks and bill’s sports bag, and when bill complains about it, eddie just snarls and tells him he’s gonna carry it all on his own (bill starts apologizing after thirty seconds of their aggressively silent walk).

6 — Hates the in-laws.

bill cannot stand eddie’s mom, he used to try to be polite at first, but lately he’s been almost openly criticizing her parenting methods and arguing with her over every single thing every time him and eddie pay her a visit (once or twice a year, usually not by choice). he’s seen so much shit coming off her towards eddie as a child, as a teenager and even as an adult, and, considering his temper, it’s not hard to depict his honest to god hatred towards sonia kaspbrack.

eddie adores georgie, as everyone should, and as for his and bill’s parents...well, he used to dislike their lack of participation in bill’s life, he used to hate how upset their indifference made bill, but now they’re both kind of okay with that. bill’s better off without them anyway.

13 — Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner.

i have that headcanon of richie inspiring bill to learn cooking after one of their magnificent dinners at his and stan’s apartment..let’s say, it doesn’t go well. he buys a shit ton of goods the next day and watches like three tutorials on how to make roasted chicken, gets offended when eddie doesn’t even try to hold back his laughter, gets even more offended when right after apologizing thoroughly he leaves the kitchen only to come back with a first aid kit and sit there, grinning shamelessly while bill’s chopping carrots. okay i’m sorry, it has nothing to do with the original question, the point is, he ends up with burnt eyebrows and two cuts on his thumb and swears to never attempt cooking again (a week later, him and eddie manage a perfectly decent mushroom pasta). all in all, they prefer to go somewhere instead of cooking, and although they love each other dearly, dinner is hard for them to figure out as they argue about it all the time. bill likes trying out new stuff, new places, he’s grown quite fond of spicy dishes of india, vietnam, turkey, korea, while eddie usually sticks to pizza, pasta, burgers and steaks. both are stubborn as fuck (and thank god never take those fights seriously), so it’s kind of funny to watch rather than horrifying. in the end they call georgie or stan to decide for them, so. i think it’s hard for both to make up their mind.

18 — Kisses the other’s injuries better.

bill. eddie could be a perfect nurse, he’s always focused and organized when it comes to patching someone up, he has those perfectly polished robotic schemes in his head, so you would be happy to have him for a friend if you consider yourself clumsy. but bill, although he’s huge and solid, has surprisingly soft and gentle hands and even more soft and gentle lips. it’s probably bc he’s so used to take care of georgie that although his knowledge of medicines and tools is average, his strategy of murmuring comforting nonsense, blowing after applying hydrogen peroxide and kissing the injury after covering it with a band aid comes in very useful when eddie accidentally hurts himself here and there.

lmao same, i too am waiting for anything kaspbrough from me. they’re lovelier that the sunset, aren’t they

11 — Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s.

bill. he thinks it’s romantic. it actually is, walking around in the quiet, when the sky slowly turns pink above them in summer, or when the darkness of the winter sky safely holds them in its arms, protecting them from anyone else. eddie doesn’t really like mcdonald’s, but he likes bill quite a lot, thank you very much, so he just drinks his orange juice and eats his chickenburger as slowly as possible, while bill devours half of the menu. they love sitting outside, at the farthest table so after finishing the food eddie could sit in bill’s lap, leaning on his chest, and listen to his soft serene voice, telling him about constellations they cannot see.

20 — Kills the spiders.

bill. eddie’s not really scared of them, he’s just disgusted, because god knows where those little bastards have been traveling before paying them a visit.

30 — Tries to act tough but really isn’t.

idk, they’re both softboys, but maybe bill tries to play it cool more often than eddie? like, as a kid, he used to dismiss his disappointment and heartbreak every time his parents have his attempts to reach out to them blocked, but of course eddie knew that it hurted bill more than he’d ever admit. also, maybe when bill and audra decided to break up, bill tried to be mature about it, and yet one day they all went out and after a couple of shots bill gave his phone to eddie in order to not make any stupid decisions. eddie then asked if he was still in love with audra, and bill said no, but he also said it hurted like a bitch nonetheless. despite everything, he, in fact, did not make any stupid decisions that night, and in the morning he finally opened up to eddie, proving once again to be an owner of a soft, and gentle, and fragile soul. they started dating a couple of months later, when eddie got drunk and revealed that he’s been in love with bill since they were kids. bill said he was waiting for this for his whole life, too, because he never knew anyone who could hold his heart as gently as eddie.

19 — Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird.

bill! he used to play all those games as a kid, and as he is prone to feeling all nostalgic and is also one truly oldschool young fella, he still keeps all those games on his phone. he says georgie loves playing them, but georgie has his own phone, is fifteen and would rather play fortnite. he has no idea what temple run is.

9 — Uses the television as a babysitter.

hahaha, but really, it’s stan. he’s terrible with kids, he’s as terrified of them as they are of him, and every time ben and bev have no one else to babysit their child (it’s happens like. once a year or something), stan loses his shit at the sight of them. they’re loud, dirty, noisy, annoying, smelly and...kinda fucking feral, and at the same time they’re fragile as fuck, so stan’s kinda scared to break something accidentally, too. bev and ben would snap his neck like a glowstick, yeah? yeah, not good. so he feeds them sweets and buys them toys he strategically places in front of the tv, so when they reach them he can quickly turn on the last airbender or shrek, and when richie finally comes back from whatever business he’s found more important that stan’s mental stability, he discovers everyone safe, more or less happy, watching nickelodeon with red, sugar-stained cheeks and relieved looks in the eyes.

1 — Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold.

they both do. both are drama queens who crave attention, and they usually end up being sick together, with ben nursing them under eddie’s careful monitoring (he’d rather stay away from both of them in case it’s plague). stan usually starts up with resisting every symptom, holding in sneezes or coughs, and it’s only when richie notices that he’s too pale and his eyes are too shiny (right away, usually), he finally admits defeat and goes to bed. he doesn’t let richie anywhere near him, because he loves him kinda more than he loves himself (shocker, am i right), but still moans and rolls his eyes dramatically and insists on calling everyone to say goodbye every twenty minutes. richie brushes his hair and brings him tea and only kisses his sweaty forehead in order to stay safe, but of course it’s not how it works richie, so by the end of the second day they’re usually in bed together, twisted round each other, screeching and nagging like ridiculous imbeciles they are. well, at least they can kiss. “shut up richie, we can’t infect each other if we’re already sick”

8 — Makes the other late for work.

um. idk. neither? i mean if they fuck they fuck, neither’s ready to mess up a nice morning orgasm in order to arrive on time. same with breakfast. they kind of have that undiscussed agreement to be late if they’re late. both hate to be in a hurry, the only difference is that stan almost always makes it on time anyway, while richie stubbornly stops for a double chocolate chip frappuccino even if he’s forty minutes late.

16 — Picks the movies.

idk, maybe richie? stan couldn’t care less, he just loves falling asleep on richie, wrapped in/around richie, with richie in his lap, etc, etc. he also thinks that modern cinematography sucks, so he’s not really interested in seeing new films, too. he just loves that richie talks a little bit less when they’re watching something. every man needs his rest sometimes. he loves listening to richie talking about films after watching them, though. it’s not like he loves to analyze stuff, maybe stan just manages to miss his big stupid mouth too soon.

aaand i’ve already answered number 23 in my previous post, thank you for asking love

*shania twain voice* lets go girls

7 — Hits the snooze button…11 times.

stan. richie’s sleep is restless, he wakes up when stan sneezes or an ambulance drives past the window, once he’s up there’s no way he’s sleeping again, so he wakes up easily when his or stan’s alarm goes off. stan, on the other hand, is a heavy sleeper, he’s only not late to work or whatever because he has that quite remarkable ability to get ready in record time, so he needs to press seven to twelve snooze buttons before he’s ready to open his eyes properly...this, or richie, who wakes him up with kisses, quiet whispers or, most commonly, a blowjob, all of the above followed with breakfast.

11 — Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s.

uh...they both do? in college, they’re both pro potheads, so it’s a weekend tradition for richie and stan to go to mcdonalds in the middle of the night to get chicken nuggets, french fries and vanilla milkshakes. sometimes though, when stan finishes his homework late and he’s irritated and frustrated as fuck, richie just takes him out for a walk to get a mcflurry. they walk in silence most of the time, richie’s hand in stan’s, and when they come back, they fall asleep immediately, exhausted but happy and full, lips tasting of caramel and one another.

13 — Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner.

richie. see, richie loves cooking, and hes pretty good at it, and yet it’s always hard for him to decide what’s for dinner today. stan’s ready to devour whatever richie has to offer, he’s picky about anything but richie’s cooking, so it’s usually him who blandly suggests this or that, and richie, well, richie’s always happy to oblige. when he’s tired though, or when they decide to go out, richie’s always ready with a suggestion, and stan rarely disagrees: richie knows what he loves and hates even better than him, he never chooses something stan wouldn’t like. sometimes they both struggle to pick a new place to check out, but they usually end up going to the prettier one.

18 — Kisses the other’s injuries better.

stan!!!!!!! richie’s clumsy and has zero self preservation instinct, so at least four times a week stan has to patch him up. he’s quite aware of the way richie looks at him when he does, like he’s hung the moon or something, and although he begins to develop a theory that richie trips and falls on purpose, his heart beats a little bit quicker and his cheeks grow tiny bit hotter every time he catches a glimpse of richie’s face, absolutely and completely gone. stan tries to look annoyed, because come on, he actually cares for the idiot, he’s quite sure he hasn’t seen his knees without bruises or scratches since they were...oh wait, since forever, but he never leaves without planting a feather light kiss on top of the bandaid (and maybe richie’s lips, too)

23 — Makes the dirty jokes.

oh come on, really?

of course it’s richie. he’s like, the champion of dirty jokes, and when he starts dating stan it only gets worse. the losers involuntarily know every single detail of their sex life and stan’s impressive talents through richie’s jokes, but you know what?? let’s be honest, stan’s just as bad as richie is. he doesn’t do it often, but when his dumbass boyfriend manages to get on his nerves, or when bill and eddie emerge from the starbucks bathroom much brighter and messier than before, he snorts out some sahara-dry remark on this or that, and everyone’s just. dead silent until bev busts into laughter and everyone else follows. there’s no point in denying that richie finds it unhealthily arousing and more often than not shit gets...real, real dirty after that.