"You're totally drunk me."
“It is impossible for me to be drunk, so that I am not!” Lee stated, getting into a fighting stance. “If you disagree, then I guess we must fight!”
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Jiraiya sighed. It looks like the boy was not going to give up, despite his deplorable state. Even if he gets to his feet, he has few chances. The boy will only be healed.
“You’re worse than a monkey now.” You’re a drunken monkey, come on, I’ll take you to Gai “
Jiraiya grabbed Lee’s arms and threw him over his shoulder.
Being thrown over Jiraiya’s shoulder was not something Lee expected, this was definitely not how he was going to lose. He began to squirm around.
“I told you already... I am not a monkey!” he yelped. “Fight me! There is no need to take me to Gai-sensei!” He hiccuped and continued to squirm, he was not ready to give up just yet.
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Sparing
“It isn’t my fault that I was born into both the Shinigami and Hyuuga clans. ”
Looking to Lee he had forgotten that the man,want at the march with Naruto and Neji where the reason for his uncle Hizashi’s death was revealed. Many villages wanted the power of the doujutsu. The Shinigami having one of the lost doujuysu made then highly valued yet a child born of the Shinigami and a Hyuuga was highly coveted and it seems that his time in the leaf hasn’t killed the lust for his eyes.
With Lee gone the copper skilled ninja felt little better as no one would have to be hurt because of him. He could sense the presence of another hiding in the back ground. They were skilled and at minimum a joinin class ninja. Lee wouldn’t have to be in danger or lower his principal for the half blood Hyuuga.
“Now no one else will die for me.”>/b>
Those words stayed with him as he ran through the village. What exactly did Ryoko mean? How could it be his fault for being born into these clans? It definitely couldn’t be, after all you can’t choose your own blood.
Lee continued onward, looking for any trace of his comrades. Eventually he ran into a few, making sure they were okay before he returned to search for more. Along the way he kept an eye out for any suspicious activity, anyone that could possibly be linked to the man they had faced not long ago. Were there more hiding in the shadows, just waiting for the right moment to strike? Only time would tell.
After finding a few more comrades, Lee wondered how Ryoko was doing, hoping he hadn’t run into more of those people all by himself. Though surely he’d be able to take them on by himself, Lee still worried.
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It would take four of her to take down Lee in his drunken state - maybe even more. Even with the help of Guy sensei and Neji a drunken Rock Lee posed a big challenge. “Woah woah just calm down Lee! You know what’s the most youthful thing you can do right now? Sober up so we can complete our mission with no mishaps."
Maybe by time they arrived at their assigned location he would have ran off the alcohol - hopefully. She knew he had the most stamina out of their team. Stepping ahead of him she motioned for him to follow. "Come on and be quiet.”
“I already told you Tenten, I am not drunk.” Lee grumbled, crossing his arms. He was still pretty sure she wanted to fight him, but now was not the time, they had a mission to go on! If they didn’t start heading out now, they might as well not go at all and the mission will be failed.
“Let us start on our mission, so we do not fail it! We do not have time to play around Tenten, this is serious.” He wasn’t going to be quiet of course, but he’d probably sober up in about a half hour or so.
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Sparing
Ryoko unlike many of the people of his generation was used to taking like on battle. As he started in the land of light ing as a shinobi of theshiningami clan death was a thing that happened day to day. Looking to Lee he knew that the events that happened shook him to his core and for that he was sorry. “ it seems that our sparing match will have to wait….i will admire your body T a later time as well.” The copper colored ninja knew that he felt something off about the day but he did his best to hide the sadness on his voice while speaking. “ It seems that the village is under attack but to answer your quiestion….i so know him he was a ninja that helped kill my clan.” While he was speaking he knew that the man had an odd feel to him as the chakra reminded him of a time in which he was far weaker. The more he fought the more the memory came back until he remembered the man and how how he boasted of stealing the eyes of the Shinigami. “ go and check on your comrades…. I will deal with this.” He knew that because of his birth his clan was sentenced to death, now the same thing was happening with the leaf and those that resided peacefully with in. To the half blood this was all his fault as he was an outsider who never should have come.
“Yes, I understand.” Lee nodded, still in shock. He knew they wouldn’t be continuing their sparing match now, especially after what just happened.
“What? A ninja that helped kill your clan? Are you serious? Why have they killed your clan and why are they still trying to kill you? Have you done something wrong?” He had so many questions, he didn’t mean to bombard Ryoko with them, he was just shocked.
“Yes, I will check on my comrades! You should stay safe too, do not try to take this all on by yourself, we will help you.” He was concerned for the man, especially now since he knew there were ninja out there trying to kill him. He would help his new friend until the very end.
{{ I’m really sorry that I’m never here anymore. I come here every so often to do drafts and that’s about it. I guess I’ve really taken a liking to Kankuro. I’ll get to drafts here in the next few days though, so please be patient with me. Hope you’re all doing well }}
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The 1000 push-up challenge her teammate punished himself with often was like a punishment to herself. The team could accomplish nothing when Lee started any excessive exercise routine. She decided him showing up late by walking on his hands was better than missing the mission completely because he committed himself to 1000 push-ups.
Letting out a sigh she said, “fine, I’ll overlook your UNYOUTHFUL tardiness.” His unbalance and hiccuping could NOT be ignored however. She’s only seen him act that way when… “LEE! Are you drunk?!”
“UNYOUTHFUL?!” he gasped, “You cannot say that my lateness makes me any less youthful! I am flowing with youth!”
“Do you wish to fight me Tenten? I will show you the power of youth!” he exclaimed, putting up a fighting stance. If this kept up, they would be even later for their mission, but it seems that Lee has forgotten that. He was taken back by her next accusation, in fact, he was offended that she would even think such a thing.
“Drunk?! I am not drunk *hic* That is impossible!”
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“Stop acting like a monkey!”
This game was beginning to get boring. How can you take seriously a drunk baby? After foreseeing Lee’s next move, Jiraiya struck him in the solar plexus, knocking all the air out of his chest. The boy fell. Jiraiya sighed. There was something positive about this.
“It seems the kid, whether you want it or not, but you have to change. On the other hand, the argument was not fair… ”
Lee laid flat on the ground, clenching his chest. What just happened? He gasped for breath. This was not the end and he would not lose like this! No, even if he couldn’t move, he would find something to do, even if it was just a staring contest. He looked up at Jiraiya.
“I... I am not acting like a monkey! I am being serious! I will not lose to you, no matter what!” he exclaimed, trying to get back on his feet.
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Sparing
Hearing Lee make mention of finishing the the shibobi Ryoko went into a move that Lee would know. Taking the primary stance he stood still closing his eyes for a second before extending a leg out along with an arm and one in the air. His crimson eyes were fixed and he was ready to pounce. The enemy made his war yo his feet slowly and the man began. * Secret Hyuuga technique: electrified 8 trigrams 64 palms* the man’s body sparked as the power from his lightning armor increased his speed with the blows. Sending electricity onto the man’s body wasn’t enough aided with the gentle fist it was a direct blow shattering his bones and burning organs.
“ final enough lee?” Looking to the man who had fallen victim to the Hyuuga man’s temper he had died though painless it was a death worthy of a shibobi though it was over kill seeing as one blow could have done the job.
Lee was fascinated by the move Ryoko dealt, he had never seen that move done before with lightning, he wondered if Neji could do something like that. Still, it seemed like a little much, he wasn’t expecting a man to die today, especially one they were fighting. He didn’t even know the man, or what he wanted, was he really that bad of a person? Did Ryoko know this man?
“But... he is dead.” Lee responded. “I did not think that we would be killing anyone today, this is terrible!”
The shinobi lay lifeless on the floor, Lee stared, guilt creeping up on him. He couldn’t help but feel bad about it, but there was really nothing he could do about it now.
“Did you know this man Ryoko?”
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Growing impatient while waiting at the gate for Lee, Tenten began to pace back and forth swinging a kunai from her index finger like she would normally do when boredom struck or when she was nervous. They were supposed to leave an hour ago, what on earth was this boy doing that he would be so neglectful of their mission?
Keeping her eyes wide open for any signs of his arrival she then spotted him a couple minutes later walking towards the gate… on his hands. She deadpanned. “Lee what have Neji and I told you about walking on your hands when we have a time limit! We are already late!”
“I am sorry, but it was something that had to be done! If I did not walk 500 steps on my hands, I would have had to do 1000 push ups! Then we would have been even more late!” he hiccuped, almost losing his balance again. He could see that Tenten was annoyed, but he really didn’t understand why it was so, he wasn’t that late, was he? Besides, he had gotten thirsty on the way here, so he couldn’t help but get himself a drink of water... or what was supposedly water.
“Let us get going, we do not have time to get nit picky Tenten, we have a mission to do!”
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{ Our first fight and he has alreadt found the perfect timing to follow my attack with one of his own. I will have to see what he is capable of.} Ryoko thought to himself while hw admired the moves. Seeing as Lee was the short range type and Ryoko excelled in short range which was mirrored in his mid range attacks he backed Lee up by watching and. Noting where his kicks and pinches would land. Wirh the calculation of speed and force he went into the openings left and attacked as well. “ Lee that suit leaves little to the imagonation…we will have to discuss that farther a little later.” The words were spoken close to the man’s ear before Ryoko moved back and crafting a series of hand signs causing calls of energy to surround then to streach into needles of lightning. * lightning release: barrage of 1000 needles * Adjusting to the moves of the ninja Ryoko sent needles flying toward the opponent.
Lee didn’t really understand what Ryoko was saying to him, was it that he wanted a suit himself? He would have to offer him one later when they weren’t so caught up in a fight. It was a comfortable suit after all, he could understand why someone else would want one of these. They were stylish too, or he thought they were anyway.
After a series of kicks and punches, Lee moved back, just as Ryoko had done. It was a good thing that he did move away then, otherwise he would have been hit by Ryoko’s attack. It was amazing really, he watched in awe. Surely that would bring the enemy down, even just for a moment, then they would have the opportunity to strike again.
“Great work Ryoko!” he spoke encouragingly. “Now we can finish him off!”
They were all to meet at the gate for a simple mission, they were to patrol the border to the north for any suspicious activity. Oddly enough, Lee was late, really late. It had taken him a while to get where he needed to go, though he had fallen a few times while walking on his hands.
He made it, finally showing up at the gate, excited as ever for the mission but he just seemed off. He flipped around, landing on his feet with a slight wobble before almost losing his balance. He was fine, right?
“I am ready for this mission, let us get going!” he shouted, following with a hiccup.
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Duel Promo for both of my RP Blogs
-Shinki from Boruto -Yashamaru from Naruto
- Independent/Indie -Independent/Indie
-SFW -NSFW/Mentions of Suicide & other dark themes
-Fluff/Angst/Crack
-Crossover/OC Friendly
-Multi-Para/One liners
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“ we will play out role…..just like in any other battle you search for the perfect moment to strike. Seeing as they are watching they are evaluating us so use that to our advantage.” As the pair were aware if the movements they ones watching seemed as if they weren’t aware if what Ryoko and Lee were planning. The half Hyuuga knew that he needed his eyes for battle yet he could take no chance. { I’m still at about 80% chakra without using that jutsu….} looking to Lee he though to himself formulating a plan in his mind yet none of them would work other than one. “ Lee I will back you up giving you support. We will fight as one.” With smile the ninja stopped sparing and went into fighting nice as Lee kicked and the ninja sparked as it seemed he took it. The lightning release armor was activated in its primary status as the ninja began a set of hand signs that ended with two fingers at the side of his mouth. * lightning release: Lightning flame bomb* a ball of light ing appeared and grew within the bling of an eye as it went flying in the directing of the man watching them. The ninja worked to copy the famed fire style of the Uchiha while making it his own making it to the lightning style.
“Alright, let us do this!” he shouted with excitement.
Lee was impressed, what a great attack that was! He couldn’t even believe his own eyes for a second. After the lightening calmed down, Lee ran towards the offender, quickly handing out a leaf hurricane. He then continued with a barrage of punches and kicks to ultimately overwhelm his opponent. The pair worked well together, he couldn’t of chosen a better partner.
It seemed as if their enemy wasn’t going to back down easily, the battle was tough. The enthusiastic leaf ninja enjoyed a good battle though and not a moment went by where he felt any discouragement.
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To fight a drunken child would be absolutely not fair. Moreover, after he only recently managed to fully recover. Jiraiya had one idea how to calm down the raging youth a little. “Well, come on, attack! Only if you lose, you’ll spend the whole day in different clothes!” This urge, of course, was completely unfair, but these green things looked terrible.
He didn’t really understand what the man meant by different clothes, but either way he nodded before charging in to attack. He threw out a few punches and kicked, quickly moving around the man, but it might have just been impossible to actually land any hits. Still, he was determined.
“You will be surprised when I have won!”
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“Wait…” Obito squinted his eyes a bit.
“You are…. Sober?” Well shit, that’s no good. Now Lee might repeat that to his green beast of a sensei and that only meant bad news for him.
“Huh… Nevermind what I said, it’s a thing between the drunk you and me only, you wouldn’t understand.” Okay that’s a dumb thing to say, but still, the kid seemed very naive.
“Drunk me? What is it you are talking about? I do not understand.” Lee was confused as hell, how could he have been drunk, he doesn’t even remember being drunk! Besides he’s not even of age yet. “I’m sorry to say, but I do not drink alcohol.”