reblog to be eaten by this thing

It's. HAPPENING.

(July 2nd 2024)

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

everyone on here is so polite. Thank you❤️

Two halves of one whole haircut

HELPPP LMAO

why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

cutting edge cat technologies

its the drift button

anti-lock beans

I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.

Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans

was unwilling to accept this outright so i checked etymonline and, truly:

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Behold, a zodiac!

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Haha babe ur so sexy~

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My attitude to Daine/Numair has come full circle in the last 24 years. First I was a young'un going

"wow being so cool and smart that your teacher falls in love with you is so neat", to feminist awakening thru my mid teens going

"Holy shit teachers should NOT be taking advantage of their young impressionable students GET THE PROBLEMATIC STAMP OUT" and back round again to

"wow power imbalances are hot and Numair should definitely be fucking his student. Get out the shiny new stamp we got in our thirties that says HOT BECAUSE IT'S PROBLEMATIC."

HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!

shes tenting her skirt and sister im going camping

ur so real for this

this is the funniest possible meta character dynamic. thank you brennan and izzy.

Lightbringer Mine @AO3

Fandom: Original Rating: Explicit Content Warnings: Rape, public sex, minor character death Summary: In the aftermath of a bloody coup, the emperor’s consort finds himself desperate to stay alive. His body and his magic are all he has to offer, for the one who possesses these will also possess the throne.

Yes it is. Its a funny ice breaker.

National Park Service does not want you to warn others about the criminal chipmunks, I see.

Sus.

Nps is just a bunch of chipmunks in a trenchcoat 🐿🕵️‍♀️👀

the ancient and noble art of Hating must remain distinct from the dogmatism of the moral crusade. hating has no greater goal. it is not about engineering change or imposing one's will upon others. to hate is a complete act in and of itself

everyone needs to watch this movie

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy

For the record this is missing the post where he explains that she didnt go in specifically to harrass the worker. She went in there just to inform something along the lines of " i know you dont have control of this but the sign is misleading and I need to tell your manager" but then the worker started preaching the "true science" and girl had the green light to go to war from there