i can’t believe all bi folks make this expression

Checks out

Welp

JESUS

they’re grown!! let them be happy!!! LET THEM FIND PEACE NOW

AU where John and Sherlock are happy.

The pilot-verse my friend.

Yup. This year they will celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary. Sherlock will eat entirely too much cake, John will drink too much of Angelo’s wine. They’ll stagger home and lightly snog on the sofa surrounded by their two dogs, until things heat up and Sherlock pulls John into their bedroom for a lazy, loving shag. Afterwards they whisper their “I love you’s” into each other’s skin and fall asleep warm and content knowing the future is long and sweet.

:’)

if greg and his team hadn’t been there, sherlock and john would have gone up those stairs, still laughing and amazed and incandescent, their giggles trailing off into something quieter, something closer, and sherlock would have stuttered out, breathy and blushing, i didn’t mean– i’m not– you, um, you asked before and no, i really don’t, uh, have a boyfriend, and john would have smiled and ducked his head, good, yeah, that’s– that’s good, and stepped in closer, slipping a hand along the curve of sherlock’s jaw and the other into the warm dip of his waist, pressing up until their lips met, soft and surprising, the start of something electrically new

FUCKING I NEED THIS NOW WHERE IS THE THING

DONT CALL YOURSELF OUT LIKE THAT BABE

U serious.

tfw you’ve forgotten that you’ve already dismissed your most hyped plot twist as boring years ago…

sherlock called tfp boring b4 it was cool…….or even made

it’s march 8th

All Star Fandom

SomeBODY once told me Moftiss would only troll me I did not listen, so here I am Struck dumb by that queerbaiting, so done with all that waiting  For canon Johnlock in this programme

Well, hiatus starts coming and we are not running Fed up by the rules, there is an East Wind coming Didn’t make sense, well isn’t that fun The fandom’s got brain and the writers none So much to do, so much to see So much genius in our own frenzy You’ll never know if you don’t try But now this is our show, bye

Hey now, you’re a writer, get your fics on, go play Hey now, you’re an artist, do not stop now, mid-way And all the fandom is gold Only as a group we can break the mold

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets cooler No need for their canon, here you are the ruler But the white cis men beg to differ Judging by their self-exaltation on Twitter The ice they skate is getting pretty thin Jumping all the sharks, now they’re too afraid to swim My dash’s on fire, how about yours? There is no way we will ever get bored

Hey now, you’re a writer, get your fics on, go play Hey now, you’re an artist, do not stop now, mid-way And all the fandom is gold Only as a group we can break the mold 

Hey now, you’re a writer, get your fics on, go play Hey now, you’re an artist, do not stop now, mid-way And all the fandom is gold Only as a group

SomeBODY once dissed, we read too much into this Why don’t you get some real life for a change? I said yep what a concept I could use some realism myself And we could all use a little gay

Well, hiatus starts coming and we are not running Fed up by the rules, there is an East Wind coming Didn’t make sense, well isn’t that fun The fandom’s got brain and the writers none So much to do, so much to see So much genius in our own frenzy You’ll never know if you don’t try (try!) But now this is our show, bye

Hey now, you’re a writer, get your fics on, go play Hey now, you’re an artist, do not stop now, mid-way And all the fandom is gold Only as a group we can break the mold

And all the fandom is gold Only as a group we can break the mold

Whoever wants to make an audio for this is very much welcome to do so ♥

I feel like this is an appropriate time to bring this back… 

johnlock moodboard - just the two of us against the rest of the world

The boys are flirting again. Please do not disturb.

My contribution to the 1/29 celebration! Happy anniversary, boys.

Song: Lovebug by the Jonas Brothers

29th january

omg guys so i have one of those alexa amazon things and if you say “good morning” she tells you a historic event on this day and she just told me that this date in 1595 is the date that romeo and juliet are supposed to have met… i’m not saying anything but…. the universe is rarely that lazy