You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

me when i’m watching breaking bad and jesse gets beat within an inch of his life instead of saying some shit like yo mr white can i get some extra cash for the zoo gift shop bitch

When a tattootard tries to join a conversation like okay scribbleskin, the pureskins are talking. Go play with your crayons.

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

yaoi horse

Sonic you bastard, get back here with my cock

how i think i look when i have a headache:

how i really look:

Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

I'm so sorry I had to it was haunting me

HALT!✋😐

did you remember to express gratitude for not having to subsistence farm today?

Returning to subsistence farming as a society would be better than the capitalist hellscape we live under now. So no.

imma be real with you, thats a dumb as shit thing to say and you dont really believe that

"capitalist hellscape" types when they try to subsistence farm: