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me watching pastel and anime kin blogs talk about wanting to kill people

If a bitch says some dumb fuck shit that hurts people I wanna kill em and I will state that shit blatantly

Ah, that explains everything.

Anyone who likes Bakugou to any degree is sub-human don’t @ me

I’m going to remove your teeth one by one and stab them into your brain.

This is a promise.

Oh my god is this for real

You call the love of my life and future husband sub-human and act surprised when i threaten you with violence.

You act surprised that i would do anything to be able to carve out your heart and slice your face to shreds.

You pretend you could possibly be better then my love and you expect me not to wish death upon you.

Your a worm and i would do anything to remind you how meaningless you are.

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)

omg i choked dbdbd

Nerf this

she has tapeworm

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

i accidentally airdropped this image to some girl on the subway

i did research to figure out what anime or movie this is audio from but apparently this audio belongs to a youtube minecraft high school roleplay series

today at subway i had to do a double take bc i thought the sign said this

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

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