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It's Hockey, sorry.

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Zasha. Pittsburgh Penguins. Evgeni Malkin. Marc-Andre Fleury. Stranger Things.
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Friends, it's been an honor.

I still love this team with all my heart.

I have to go cry now.

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I've been so full of nerves about this game but FUCK YES I'M HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!

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This is painful.

I specifically asked for pain-free.

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Nice to see Marchand is still an absolute POS on the ice.

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I hate when we play Boston.

LET'S FUCKING GO, PENS!!! (Please don't let this hurt.)

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THE WAY I JUST SCREAMED AND SCARED THE HELL OUT OF MY DOGS!

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Do I look like I'm equipped to handle OT? DO I?

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This is too stressful. I can't handle it.

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That is some hot shit, Sidney Crosby.

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I'd like to humbly request they never, ever say "tickled the twine" again.

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What, uh, what happened there with the anthem?

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